Dave Barry Quotes About Travel

Quotes about: Travel

• The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

  Dave Barry

  Travel, Journey, Camping

• It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

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  Travel, Rain, Opportunity

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need”, p.158, Ballantine Books

• Another well-known Paris landmark is the Arc de Triomphe, a moving monument to the many brave women and men who have died trying to visit it.

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  Travel, Fun, Moving

  "Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need". Book by Dave Barry, 1991.

• Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages

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  Travel, Inspirational Life, Learning

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.259, Ballantine Books

• And that's the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind.

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  Travel, Memorable, Forever

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need”, p.53, Ballantine Books

• The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.

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  Travel, Fun, United States

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need”, p.14, Ballantine Books

• When to arrive at the airport?: You should be at the airport already.

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  Travel, Airports, Should

• The Spanish government, having run completely out of money, secretly sold the Pyrenees to China, and is now separated from France only by traffic cones.

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  Funny, Running, Travel

• San Francisco leads the world in the category of Most People On The Sidewalk Holding Conversations With Purely Imaginary Companions.

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  Funny, Travel, San Francisco

  Twitter post from Jun 12, 2009

• Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you.

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  Funny, Travel, People

  Twitter post from May 05, 2011

• Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.

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  Funny, Travel, Europe

  Twitter post from Jul 08, 2009

• Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."

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  Funny, Travel, Yards

• Never trust anything you read in a travel article.

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  Funny, Travel, Never Trust

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.262, Ballantine Books

• I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about.

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  Funny, Travel, New York

  Twitter post from May 03, 2010

• Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.

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  Funny, Travel, Boys

  Twitter post from Jul 10, 2009

• Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration.

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  Travel, Car, Trying

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need”, p.57, Ballantine Books

• Never trust anything you read in a travel article. Travel articles appear in publications that sell large, expensive advertisements to tourism-related industries, and these industries do not wish to see articles with headlines like: URUGUAY: DON'T BOTHER.

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  Funny, Travel, Wish

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.262, Ballantine Books

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