The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.
I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me - not stop to watch, even if the TV is showing replays of what we call a "good hit," which is a tackle that causes at least one major internal organ to actually fly out of a player's body.
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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