Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."
Avoid the traffic by using one of the park's shuttle buses and view the elk rut with a park ranger.
In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats.
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