Dave Barry Quotes About Son

Quotes about: Son

• My son, Rob....said the only time he ever wraps a gift is, quote, "if it's such a poor gift that I don't want to be there when the person opens it."

  Dave Barry

  Christmas, Son, Want

• English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Humorous, Son

• My son wouldn't go get heroin. If he did or didn't, it wouldn't have anything to do with whether it was legal or illegal.

  Dave Barry

  Son, Heroin, Illegal

  "'All I Think Is That It's Stupid': An Interview with Dave Barry". Interview with Glenn Garvin, reason.com. December 1, 1994.

• I did all this stuff that was illegal when I was a kid. I drank beer when I was 15. I smoked cigarettes when I was 13. I drove to New York City when I was 14 - don't tell my son. Those things were against the law, but I did them anyway. I didn't become a heroin addict, although I probably could have gotten heroin somehow. I don't think my son would buy heroin at any price. He knows what it is, and he knows how stupid it is.

  Dave Barry

  New York, Stupid, Kids

  ""All I Think Is That It's Stupid": An Interview with Dave Barry". Interview with Glenn Garvin, reason.com. December, 1994.

• The one thing I'm terrified of trying to write about is sex. I mean my God, my wife might read it or my daughter might read it or my son might read it, so no, I've never really written about eroticism at all.

  Dave Barry

  Daughter, Sex, Writing

  Source: www.writersdigest.com

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