Bill Maher Quotes About Country

Quotes about: Country

• We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.

  Bill Maher

  Country, Sheep, People

• In ten Muslim countries you can get the death penalty just for being gay. If they were chopping the heads off of gay people in the Vatican, wouldn't there be a greater outcry among liberals?

  Bill Maher

  Country, Gay, People

• Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence.

  Bill Maher

  Country, Book, Reality

• There is a big difference between a disappointing friend and a deadly enemy. Of course the Democrats are disappointing. That's what makes them Democrats. If they were any more frustrating they'd be your relatives. But in this country they are all that stands between you and darkest night. You know why their symbol is the letter 'D'? Because it's a grade that means good enough, but just barely. You know why the Republican symbol is 'R'? Because it's the noise a pirate makes when he robs you and feeds you to a shark.

  Bill Maher

  Country, Mean, Night

• Ronald Reagan basically legalized every illegal immigrant in this country. I just like to bring this up because every week I like to make Republican heads explode about how they love Ronald Reagan, but would despise everything he did.

  Bill Maher

  Country, Republican, Week

• Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention.

  Bill Maher

  Country, Stupid, America

• The New York Times - but the whole country gives it that weight. It's like the Asian kid in math class. Everybody in the media cheats off The New York Times.

  Bill Maher

  Country, New York, Kids

• In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.

  Bill Maher

  Country, Guilty, Wealthy

• Republicans have become the party of red, white and blue rose colored glasses. By drowning out criticism with USA! USA!, they prevent this country from healing itself where it needs healing, and that is the opposite of Country First.

  Bill Maher

  Country, Party, Healing

• Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments about everyone who passes by." Unlike George Bush, who's the guy at the country club who makes snide comments, and then passes out. Now this characterization, of course, was something Mr. Rove just completely pulled out of his bulbous, gelatinous a$$, but remember this is America, a land where people believe anything they hear.

  Bill Maher

  Beautiful, Country, Business

• Americans are gluttons. We shop with forklifts. We have a holiday where we stuff food into other food. Our strippers wrestle in Jell-O, where other countries have to use mud.

  Bill Maher

  Thanksgiving, Country, Holiday

• To even win a nomination in this country, you have to say you're a person of great faith. You have to pledge to the people out there that you put your faith in things that are unable to be proven - that you suspend critical thinking as the way to go.

  Bill Maher

  Country, Atheist, Winning

• To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.

  Bill Maher

  Country, Real, Thinking

• What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.

  Bill Maher

  Country, Humorous, Political

• I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

  Bill Maher

  Country, Patriotic, Thinking

• The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.

  Bill Maher

  Country, Religious, Taken

• If it makes you feel any better we will be happy to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.

  Bill Maher

  Country, Feels, Ifs

• I'm guessing our soldiers are happy to be leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there's crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant population, but they said they're happy to come home anyway.

  Bill Maher

  Country, Fun, Home

• You know, we do a lot of complaining here in America. And that itself is something they can't do in a lot of other countries.

  Bill Maher

  Country, America, Complaining

• New Rule: The rest of the world can go back to being completely jealous of America. Our majority white country just freely elected a black president, something no other democracy has ever done. Take that Canada! Where's your nubian warrior president? Your head of state is a boring white dude named Steven Harper, and mine is a kick-ass black ninja named Barack Hussein Obama!

  Bill Maher

  Country, Jealous, Warrior

  Bill Maher (2011). “The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass”, p.114, Penguin

• The country can't get well if the people are sick. And the people are sick.

  Bill Maher

  Country, Get Well, People

  Interview with Larry King on "Larry King Live", transcripts.cnn.com. September 14, 2010.

• Sarah Palin has strong opinions on the Libyans. She said, 'Marriage is between a man and a woman and Libyans like Rachel Maddow are what's ruining this country.'

  Bill Maher

  Country, Strong, Men

• The electricity is back on in Baghdad. That is a very climactic moment in any country's liberation, when the lights come back on and you get a good look at what you looted.

  Bill Maher

  Country, Light, Baghdad

• Why are there so many puritans in this country, and why can't the rest of us make them go away?!

  Bill Maher

  Country, Going Away, Puritan

  Bill Maher (2005). “New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer”, p.181, Rodale

• It's so childish, "greatest country in the world." It's like saying, "I have the greatest wife in the world. Not just the one best suited for me, the greatest wife in the world. And if you could have my wife, you'd kill your wife."

  Bill Maher

  Country, Wife, World

  "Bill Maher: The Decider". Documentary, Comedy, 2007.

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