Bill Maher Quotes About Past

Quotes about: Past

• Republicans say that sex is bad, because with them it always is. It is!...I'm sorry, but they're just doughy, asexual, wonky, white people, and if you had to have sex with them it would be over in an excruciating three minutes. It's just, - and from the headlines of the past year I gather the only sex they're really good at, is gay sex. Really.

  Bill Maher

  Sex, Sorry, Gay

  "Bill Maher: The Decider". Documentary, Comedy, 2007.

• Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.

  Bill Maher

  Mistake, Past, Order

• New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on Easter are still in there, intact and completely undigested. And I'm not talking about this past Easter. I'm talking about the last time I celebrated Easter, in 1962.

  Bill Maher

  Easter, Past, Talking

  Bill Maher (2011). “The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass”, p.141, Penguin

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