Bill Maher Quotes About Sports

Quotes about: Sports

• Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn't know a game is going on?

  Bill Maher

  Sports, Hunting, Games

  "Video: Bill Maher and Top Comedians ‘Stand Up for Animals’". www.peta.org. June 15, 2014.

• Stop saying athletes do it for the love of the game. They do it for the love of their 32-room mansion with the live shark tank in the living room. If pro sports paid minimum wage, Shaquille O'Neal would be a bouncer at Scores, and Anna Kournikova would be a mail-order bride from Minsk.

  Bill Maher

  Inspirational, Sports, Athlete

  Bill Maher (2006). “New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer”, p.153, Rodale

• I think girls hate each other, no doesn't always mean no, you have to lie to stay married, women's sports are boring and the Olympics are gay.

  Bill Maher

  Girl, Sports, Hate

• Guys you have way too much invested in sport. Guys you are not the tenth man. You're a machine for turning beer into piss that's what you are!

  Bill Maher

  Sports, Beer, Men

• The only sport I really get into is snowboarding. Cause that's the only sport where they perform a half pipe just after smoking a full pipe.

  Bill Maher

  Sports, Snowboarding, Smoking

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