Bill Maher Quotes About Lying

Quotes about: Lying

• I always compare marriage to communism. They're both institutions that don't conform to human nature, so you're going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.

  Bill Maher

  Marriage, Lying, Hypocrisy

  "I'm against gay marriage--and straight marriage too" By Dean Obeidallah, www.cnn.com. June 30, 2011.

• I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.

  Bill Maher

  Funny, Lying, Science

  FaceBook post by Bill Maher from Mar 25, 2013

• Republicans have pounced. They're outraged. They say, 'How dare you lie about caring for the people who got hurt in the war we lied them into?'

  Bill Maher

  Hurt, War, Lying

• I think girls hate each other, no doesn't always mean no, you have to lie to stay married, women's sports are boring and the Olympics are gay.

  Bill Maher

  Girl, Sports, Hate

• There are two things that you have to lie to get through. One is politics, and the other is marriage.

  Bill Maher

  Lying, Two, Politics

• You can't lie to kids about drugs. They know about drugs. You can't say they're just all bad. They know life is a little more complicated. I have never done heroin. I would never recommend heroin, but it hasn't hurt my record collection.

  Bill Maher

  Hurt, Lying, Kids

• The great thing about having been poor is how liberated it makes you if you eventually become rich. There's nothing like the knowledge that you don't need money to survive. That the money cushion you lie on every night doesn't have to be three feet thick, and you can still get to sleep.

  Bill Maher

  Lying, Sleep, Night

  "The Great Thing About Having Been Poor" by Bill Maher, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 1, 2012.

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