Bill Maher Quotes About Condoms

Quotes about: Condoms

• I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog is to use parts of the animal that the Chinese can't figure out how to make into a belt?

  Bill Maher

  Dog, Jobs, Animal

  "Bill Maher: I'm Swiss", 2005.

• Recently, there's been a trend in America that I find very disturbing... rewarding immoral and illegal behavior...For example, we now give free needles to junkies, which seems to me to be only a step away from giving condoms to rapists.

  Bill Maher

  America, Giving, Example

• Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are going to pull something on to prevent procreation, nothing works better that a sweater vest.

  Bill Maher

  Sex, Men, Sweaters

• Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it

  Bill Maher

  Dog, Dirty, Meat

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