Bill Maher Quotes About Cars

Quotes about: Cars

• Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?

  Bill Maher

  Dog, Wife, Car

• This party is just full of children, and someone needs to leave them in a hot car.

  Bill Maher

  Children, Party, Car

• Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you that there wouldn't be so much traffic if people like you put down the phone and concentrated on the road... besides I can't talk now, I'm in the car behind you trying to watch a DVD.

  Bill Maher

  Humorous, Phones, Dvds

  Bill Maher (2006). “New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer”, p.30, Rodale

• The car bomb was fertilizer, gasoline, fireworks and propane tanks...still safer than a Toyota.

  Bill Maher

  Car, Tanks, Bombs

• North Korea has the same ability to launch a nuclear strike against America as I do. It's like walking through a parking lot and getting barked at by a chihuahua locked in a car.

  Bill Maher

  Korea, America, Car

• We learned this week that Mitt Romney is building a car elevator in his house. An elevator for your cars. I get the feeling this guy wants to be president so he has a place to live while he's remodeling his beach house. ... I'm not worried that this guy is out of touch. I'm worried he's Batman. I could see Mitt as Batman. He hears about a robbery, he changes into the magic underwear, he rushes to the crime scene, and he helps the crooks manage their new money.

  Bill Maher

  Beach, Car, House

• That Mitt Romney, he is a master campaigner. This week he was introducing his wife, and he said, 'She is the heavyweight champion of my life.” Which may explain why on the ride home, he was strapped to the roof of the car.

  Bill Maher

  Home, Wife, Car

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