Henny Youngman Inspirational Quotes

Quotes about: Inspirational

• When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.

  Henny Youngman

  Inspirational, Funny, Winning

• If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

  Henny Youngman

  Inspirational, Funny, Success

• Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

  Henny Youngman

  Inspirational, Funny, Family

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.

  Henny Youngman

  Inspirational, Baby, Teenage

• I think the world of you...and you know what condition the world is in today.

  Henny Youngman

  Inspirational, Thinking, World

  Henny Youngman (1994). “Henny Youngman's Bar Jokes, Bar Bets and Bar Tricks”, Outlet

• This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

  Henny Youngman

  Inspirational, Funny, Graduation

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