Henny Youngman Quotes About Horses

Quotes about: Horses

• My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Horse, Humor

• The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Horse, Humor

• I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Horse, Humor

• I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.

  Henny Youngman

  Horse, Past, Gambling

• My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Horse, Home

• I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in the stands and asks, "Which way do I go?" But when the horse I bet on is at the $2 window betting on another horse in the same race...

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Horse, Humor

• Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Horse, Winning

• That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Time, Horse

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