Henny Youngman Quotes About Giving

Quotes about: Giving

• Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Marriage, Women

• When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."

  Henny Youngman

  Giving, Tables, Restaurants

• The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You mean third base?"

  Henny Youngman

  Sports, Mean, Giving

• He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.

  Henny Youngman

  Giving, Ulcers, Insult

  Henny Youngman (1994). “Henny Youngman's Bar Jokes, Bar Bets and Bar Tricks”, Outlet

• I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.

  Henny Youngman

  New Year, Giving Up, Years

• My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

  Henny Youngman

  Brother, Jobs, Giving Up

• A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.

  Henny Youngman

  Giving Up, Dollars, Motels

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