Henny Youngman Quotes About Cops

Quotes about: Cops

• A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Humor, Men

• My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone is all coming back!"

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Humor, Wife

• Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.

  Henny Youngman

  Communication, Thinking, Cop

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