My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.
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