Henny Youngman Quotes About Racing

Quotes about: Racing

• My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Horse, Humor

• My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Horse, Home

• I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in the stands and asks, "Which way do I go?" But when the horse I bet on is at the $2 window betting on another horse in the same race...

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Horse, Humor

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