Henny Youngman Quotes About Family

Quotes about: Family

• Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

  Henny Youngman

  Inspirational, Funny, Family

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• My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Family, Time

• My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Family, Brother

• My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Family, Brother

• My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Family, Humor

• I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Family, Brother

• My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Family, Brother

• My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Family, Time

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