Sarcastic Quotes - Page 27

• Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

  Kin Hubbard

  Sarcasm, Literature, Irritated

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• Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

  George Ade

  Hilarious, Laughter, Funny Life

  Fables in Slang (1900) p. 133

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• I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.

  Alfred Hitchcock

  Funny, Acting, Actors

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• Oh, my, yes. I was raised in this Southern culture where if a guy was sarcastic, that just meant he didn't know how to show his love - but secretly he cared! I completely bought that. The men I chased and the things I put up with - it was criminal.

  Ginnifer Goodwin

  Men, Southern, Guy

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves.

  Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

  Funny, Teaching, Deception

  Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1982). “Wilhelm Meister's Years of Travel or the Renunciants”, Riverrun Pr

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• It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

  Kin Hubbard

  Funny, Happiness, Inspiring

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• History is a kind of introduction to more interesting people than we can possibly meet in our restricted lives; let us not neglect the opportunity.

  Dexter Perkins

  Opportunity, People, History

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• I suddenly thought about being backstage, and I think it shocks you to meet the people you shared your bedrooms with. And a lot of them either take themselves too seriously or don't know how to take themselves at all. But I wanted to be aware in a very sarcastic way that every song I've written has probably been written about 12-16 times before. And doing that makes it very hard for me to accept serious singer-songwriters in the world, the up-and-comers, the ones who are out there who let that define their every move, who live and die and breathe for it. It's a bit of a tragedy, I think.

  Kevin Drew

  Song, Moving, Thinking

  Source: pitchfork.com

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• Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant.

  George Ade

  Sarcasm, Looks, Neighbor

  "Hand-made Fables".

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• What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea.

  Mahatma Gandhi

  Funny, Spiritual, Thinking

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• Humor is a good way in general to get people together, I think. Of course, Danish humor is more ironic and sarcastic altogether.

  Henrik Vibskov

  Thinking, People, Ironic

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• Every single word you have spoken is sharp, sarcastic and twisted. When I thought you were abnormal you suddenly turned out to be normal. When I thought you were normal you turned out to be abnormal.

  Jae Hee

  Drama, Normal, Twisted

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• Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Patience, Virtue, Form

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• To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway.

  Eminem

  Funny, People, Mind

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• It is true that liberty is precious; so precious that it must be carefully rationed.

  Vladimir Lenin

  Liberty, Careful

  In Sidney and Beatrice Webb Soviet Communism (1936) p. 1036

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• I always find that I'm less sarcastic in France and maybe I'm a bit more shy and a bit more reserved, even more polite. My voice tends to go up quite a lot. I'd love to speak more languages just to discover who I become in a different language.

  Freya Mavor

  Different, Shy, Language

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• My mother, father and brothers (I was the youngest of three boys), were all very sarcastic and we were a complete Irish-Catholic family. We didn't talk about our feelings ever, and if we did, we were yelling about them - there was no in-between. That's just carried over so many ways in my life and sabotaged relationships, sabotaged creative stuff.

  Anthony Green

  Mother, Brother, Father

  Source: www.billboard.com

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• I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is the language I don't understand.

  Edward Victor Appleton

  Funny, Music, Sarcasm

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• My brother and I both like sarcastic, insulting comedy, so that's a way we communicate. Somehow that's what we learned. My mom is not a really sarcastic person. She's a really sort of overly loving person, and my brother and I came out little cynical bastards.

  Moshe Kasher

  Mom, Brother, Cynical

  Interview with Marah Eakin, www.avclub.com. June 6, 2012.

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• I thought I could make a sarcastic joke about it. But it's based on my own struggle with how much to give, how much it's really helping or not, and how foolish or not I feel. Giving sometimes backfires.

  Nicole Holofcener

  Struggle, Giving, Helping

  Source: www.indielondon.co.uk

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• Seems like a lot of my generation as a whole is more concerned with being the cool kid; sarcastic, smug, or just all together impenetrable. So anyway, it's not always comfortable to be like, the dorky, happy girl at the party... but that's me.

  Hayley Williams

  Girl, Party, Kids

  "Paramore’s Hayley Williams". Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

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• I said [ Barack Obama], the founder of ISIS. Obviously, I'm being sarcastic.But not that sarcastic, to be honest with you.

  Donald Trump

  Isis, Honest, Said

  Source: www.sfgate.com

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• It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll go "(bleep) you!" Or I say something serious and they go, "Oh, yeah, ha-ha." They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!

  Sarah Silverman

  I Like You, Thinking, People

  "Sarah Silverman walks the blurry lines of sarcasm". Interview with Christopher Borrelli, www.montereyherald.com. March 29, 2011.

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• Part of my reaction to my diagnosis of infertility was deeply sarcastic and critical, part of it was morbid, part of it was numb, part of it was neurotic and desperate. To mush all of those notes together would cancel them out. I ended up just trying to keep them as separate as possible.

  Monica Youn

  Together, Trying, Diagnosis

  Source: therumpus.net

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• Sorry I’m so sarcastic. I feel really bad about it.

  Jennette McCurdy

  Sorry, Feels

  "Jennette McCurdy Is Basically Our Newfound Soulmate" by Megan Mayer, www.huffingtonpost.com. January 25, 2014.

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