Sarcastic Quotes - Page 29

• The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Money, Business, Sarcasm

  Ambrose Bierce (2015). “A Cynic Looks at Life”, p.43, Sheba Blake Publishing

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• The service in L.A. is the best. You don't get sarcastic, surly, fed-up waiters and waitresses like you do in England. They're good at their job and they're there for the customer. The only depressing thing is a lot of them have written more screenplays than me.

  Ricky Gervais

  Depressing, Jobs, England

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• a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage.

  Anne Bosworth Greene

  Sarcasm, Expression, Beast

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• A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Would Be, Easier

  "Bush Gives on Patients Bill, But Democrats Want More" by Robert Pear, www.nytimes.com. July 27, 2001.

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• Automatic simply means that you can?t repair it yourself.

  Frank Capra

  Mean, Sarcasm

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• Character is what someone does, much more than who they are. I can be sarcastic or I can be fearful, but it doesn't really matter until there's a story - until someone comes in and holds us hostage.

  Mitchell Hurwitz

  Character, Doe, Stories

  Source: www.vulture.com

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• I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Sarcasm, Happened

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• The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  Richard Dawkins

  Funny, Atheist, Science

  River Out of Eden ch. 4 (1995)

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• They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

  Clint Eastwood

  Funny, Heaven, Confusing

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.

  Wernher von Braun

  Work, Science, Space

  "On Bureaucracy". "Chicago Sun-Times" Newspaper, July 10, 1958.

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• Instant gratification takes too long.

  Carrie Fisher

  Women, Humor, Sarcasm

  Carrie Fisher (2011). “Postcards From the Edge”, p.58, Simon and Schuster

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• He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright.

  Samuel Butler

  Stupid, Born, Birthright

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• I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes

  Sarah Hyland

  People, Sometimes, Persons

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• Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

  Kristen Schaal

  Sarcasm, Print

  Interview with Steve Heisler, www.avclub.com. January 20, 2011.

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• You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.

  Carrie Fisher

  Fake People, Sarcasm, Entertainment

  Carrie Fisher (2011). “Postcards From the Edge”, p.83, Simon and Schuster

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• Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all.

  Megan Fox

  Sarcasm, Print, Translate

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.

  John Ciardi

  Inspirational, Children, Teenager

  1962 In the Saturday Review, Fall issue.

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• An editor should have a pimp for a brother so he'd have someone to look up to.

  Gene Fowler

  Brother, Writing, Should Have

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• Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Beach, Nature, Ocean

  Ambrose Bierce (2016). “The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World”, p.152, 谷月社

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• Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

  William Feather

  Good Morning, Sarcasm, Isolation

  William Feather (1949). “The Business of Life”

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• I don't want to get too much into my personal relationships but I will say I am actually doing the single thing right now. I want someone that I can have fun with and laugh with. I love to laugh and I'm really sarcastic, so it's important that she can take a joke. I think if you are going to be with someone for a while you really need someone you can let loose with and let go of all the stress of the day.

  Matt Lanter

  Letting Go, Fun, Stress

  "Five Questions with 90210's Matt Lanter". Interview with Colleen Moody, www.seventeen.com. October 2, 2009.

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• I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Money, Silly

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• My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

  Bob Odenkirk

  Daughter, Dad, Funny Fathers Day

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• I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

  Kurt Fuller

  Girl, Growing Up, Class

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!

  Eddie Izzard

  Herbs

  "Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill". Documentary, Comedy, 1998.

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