I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
So yes, this is a show about an adolescent girl, her friends, and various vampires. Vampires writing in diaries, vampires attending high school, vampires investigating various mysterious supernatural events, vampires tormenting each other, vampires eavesdropping on each other, and vampires being sarcastic about other vampires' hairstyles. Vampires embracing every possible opportunity to take off their shirts.
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.
Don't be humble... you're not that great.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Aw, now look at that, you're being sarcastic, aren't you?
I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid.
I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
I'm really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys . They don't want the quiet, prissy little things.
The best things in life are free
The best things in life are free - and $19.95.
You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.
I said [ Barack Obama], the founder of ISIS. Obviously, I'm being sarcastic.But not that sarcastic, to be honest with you.
When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in all this, of course, is that people should never attempt to communicate.
I'm very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I'm fake. I'm excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound I'm being sarcastic.
Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.
I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this at face value and am being 'sarcastic.
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