Sarcastic Quotes - Page 25

• Stay with me; I want to be alone

  Joey Lauren Adams

  Sarcasm, Want, Stay With Me

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• The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a bear hug did not forsake the doctrine of Lenin when he returned to the West and appeared in a two-piece suit. (On Daniel Ortega Saavedra)

  Ronald Reagan

  Funny, Two, Hug

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• Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father.

  Will Smith

  Funny, Cute, Father

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• Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.

  Maryon Pearson

  Marriage, Wedding, Men

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• Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

  Aldous Huxley

  Funny, Laughter, Fear

  "Peter's Quotations: Ideas for Our Time" by Laurence J. Peter, (p. 239), 1979.

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• Sisters don't need words. They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks - expressions of shocked surprise and incredulity and disbelief. Sniffs and snorts and gasps and sighs - that can undermine any tale you're telling.

  Pam Brown

  Sister, Sibling, Expression

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• You're constantly, in human culture, trying to balance between uplifting, heartfelt, sincere, earnestness that empowers and enlightens people, and the sarcastic cynicism that comes from just people's acquired bitterness over experiences.

  Seth Green

  Uplifting, People, Empowering

  "Seth Green Talks ‘Yellowbird’, Animation, & Pop Culture Nostalgia". Interview with Andy Crump, screenrant.com. April 6, 2015.

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• Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

  Steve Landesberg

  Funny, Truth, Honesty

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a force strong enough to reflect the greatest hopes and fears of those who use it. After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politicians and religious fanatics.

  Denise Caruso

  Funny, Religious, Strong

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• It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you.

  Barack Obama

  Funny, Hype, Worry

  CNN Larry King Live, transcripts.cnn.com. October 19, 2006.

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• You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

  Hy Gardner

  Funny, Hurt, Sarcasm

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• We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.

  P. D. James

  Funny Friendship, War, Sarcasm

  P.D. James (2012). “Shroud for a Nightingale”, p.327, Simon and Schuster

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• I watched Master Class with Lorne Michaels on OWN. How can somebody produce a sketch show and talk for an hour and not say something even slightly amusing, or sarcastic, or ironic, or interesting, or informative? 'My mission as a producer is to encourage creativity.' Mission accomplished.

  Andy Kindler

  Creativity, Class, Interesting

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• Don't take life too seriously.

  RuPaul

  Life, Funny Inspirational, Funny Motivational

  RuPaul (2010). “Workin' It!: RuPaul's Guide to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Style”, p.12, Harper Collins

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• I am tired of reading reviews that call A Good Man brutal and sarcastic. The stories are hard but they are hard because there is nothing harder or less sentimental than Christian realism.... when I see these stories described as horror stories I am always amused because the reviewer always has hold of the wrong horror.

  Flannery O'Connor

  Christian, Reading, Tired

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• I'm sarcastic, skeptical, and sometimes callous because I'm still afraid, deep down, of letting myself be hurt.

  Sylvia Plath

  Hurt, Sometimes, Skeptical

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• I can be a very sarcastic person, and sometimes people take every word I say literally.

  Sasha Grey

  People, Sometimes, Persons

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• It's so normal for a teenager to dress in black -- and be real unhappy and stay in your room and say sarcastic things. How could something so normal be considered morbid?

  Christina Ricci

  Real, Teenager, Black

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• Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. I don't know what's next. By the end of the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

  Barack Obama

  Funny, Book, Cutting

  "Obama Mocks Socialist Attacks: 'I Shared My Toys'" by Sam Stein, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 29, 2008.

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• Everything I write is personal, really. Even when I'm sarcastic, it's quite personal. And on this record, from the production to the singing to the performances, I got it really honest. To the modern ear, it seems soft. When you hear it against other things, it seems vulnerable. Lyrically and musically, though, this is more subtle. And, yes, it's asking a lot of someone who's used to being hit over the head with bright neon to listen to this.

  Ben Folds

  Writing, Singing, Asking

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• Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Order, Example

  'The Importance of Being Earnest' (1895) act 1

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• In some families, please is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was sorry.

  Margaret Laurence

  Funny, Family, Im Sorry

  Margaret Laurence (2014). “A Bird in the House: Stories”, p.90, University of Chicago Press

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• I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Inspiration, Play

  His reason for not playing cricket. Quoted in Bloomsbury Thematic Dictionary of Quotations (1988)

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• Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness.

  Charles Caleb Colton

  Funny, Yield, Decision

  Charles Caleb COLTON (1849). “L.P.”, p.157

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• years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.

  John Cleese

  Funny, Years, Burned

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