Sarcastic Quotes - Page 32

• Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.

  Mark Twain

  Somewhere Else, Advice, Household Chores

  Mark Twain (2012). “Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations”, p.74, Courier Corporation

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• Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand.

  George Eliot

  Destiny, Hands, Middlemarch

  George Eliot (2015). “Middlemarch: (Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition)”, p.72, Penguin

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• In my work, and in my psyche, there's some very sentimental, traditional, conventional side that's always in argument with a more radical, sarcastic side. Some of my stories are really sentimental, but they're layered over with weird, satirical stuff.

  George Saunders

  Stuff, Sides, Sentimental

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• Go anywhere in England where there are natural wholesome, contented and really nice English people; and what do you find? That the stables are the real centre of the household.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Horse, Real, Nice

  Heartbreak House (1919) act 3

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• He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.

  Forrest Tucker

  Nature, Sarcasm, Insult

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• The same passions in man and woman nonetheless differ in tempo; hence man and woman do not cease misunderstanding one another.

  Friedrich Nietzsche

  Relationship, Passion, Men

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• I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph.

  Otto von Bismarck

  Funny, Ambition, Sarcasm

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• I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.

  Mae West

  Dream, Witty, Humorous

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• Advertisers in general bear a large part of the responsibility for the deep feelings of inadequacy that drive women to psychiatrists, pills, or the bottle.

  Marya Mannes

  Business, Responsibility, Feelings

  Marya Mannes (1964). “But Will it Sell?”

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• EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Future, Raw Materials, Extinction

  Ambrose Bierce (2016). “The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World”, p.61, 谷月社

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• The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare.

  Ed Begley, Jr.

  Food, Yugoslavia, Pork

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• When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.

  Josh Billings

  Funny, Sarcasm, Men

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• I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Witty, Integrity

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• I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.

  Barack Obama

  Funny, Wisdom, Witty

  "The Senator's Humble Beginning" by Mark Leibovich, www.washingtonpost.com. February 24, 2005.

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• I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.

  J. D. Salinger

  Sarcasm, Mood, I Can

  J. D. SALINGER (1951). “THE CATCHER IN THE RYE”

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• Plus, I was about to spend six weeks with Christian Ozera. He was sarcastic, difficult, and made jokes about everything. Actually, he was a lot like me. It was going to be a long six weeks.

  Richelle Mead

  Christian, Long, Six

  Richelle Mead (2013). “Vampire Academy: The Complete Collection”, p.374, Penguin

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• A sarcastic blond genie with a bad attitude. -Clary, pg.243-

  Cassandra Clare

  Attitude, Genies, Chairman Meow

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• ‎Should we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. "You waiting for an engraved invite?" Lord save me from sarcastic vampires.

  Charlaine Harris

  Waiting, Vampire, Lord

  Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.964, Penguin

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• If you are first you are first. If you are second, you are nothing.

  Bill Shankly

  Funny, Soccer, Football

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• People often think I'm a faker, but I'm usually honest, in a certain way--in such a way that often nobody believes me!

  Richard P. Feynman

  Believe, Thinking, People

  Richard P. Feynman (2015). “The Quotable Feynman”, p.44, Princeton University Press

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• I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me." "It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably.

  Cassandra Clare

  Pain, Lying, Relax

  Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.753, Simon and Schuster

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• If she was going to die, she might as well die sarcastic.

  Holly Black

  Might, Wells, Dies

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• We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love dies.

  Jose Ortega y Gasset

  Falling In Love, Valentine, Imagination

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• I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.

  Mae West

  Witty, Humorous, Dirty

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• I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress?

  Mae West

  Witty, Humorous, Men

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