Sarcastic Quotes - Page 34

• I'd to do more stuff with less sarcasm.

  Sara Gilbert

  Sarcasm, Stuff

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• I'm really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys . They don't want the quiet, prissy little things.

  Jessica Alba

  Guy, Want, Littles

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• I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.

  Olivia Munn

  Different, Dry

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• My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.

  Tim Heidecker

  Mom, Dad, Humorous

  "Tim & Eric". Interview with Josh Modell, www.avclub.com. November 13, 2007.

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• My father was a very unhappy person, very sarcastic, and my mother was very nervous and worried about what people thought. They weren't monsters, but it wasn't a good childhood.

  Paula Danziger

  Mother, Father, Unhappy Person

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• America knows nothing of food, love, or art.

  Isadora Duncan

  Art, Food, America

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• Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads.

  Lee Westwood

  Sarcasm, Sense Of Humor, Sometimes

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• Remember the poor, it costs nothing.

  Josh Billings

  Sarcasm, Cost, Poverty

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• I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life.

  Krysten Ritter

  Zest, Dry, Huge

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• [Albert] Schweitzer thus carved out his own path through the first half of this century, a lonely and learned giant amidst the hordes of noisy and shallow theological pygmies.

  N. T. Wright

  Lonely, Giants, Half

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• Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.

  Robert Benchley

  Funny, Retirement, Heart

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• A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.

  John Cleese

  Funny, Should Have, Communication Problems

  John Cleese, Connie Booth (2001). “The Complete Fawlty Towers”, p.164, Da Capo Press

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• I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

  Victor Borge

  Funny, Family, Children

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• Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

  Spike Milligan

  Funny, Life, Friendship

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• In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning.

  A. E. Housman

  Funny, Air, America

  "Voices: A Memoir". Book by Frederic Prokosch, 1983.

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• It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it.

  Barack Obama

  Funny, Care, Mccain

  Democratic National Convention Presidential Nomination Acceptance, delivered 28 August 2008, INVESCO Field at Mile High Stadium, Denver, Colorado

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• Now then, you dogs, whom the apostle puts outside and who yelp at the God of truth, let us come to your various questions.

  Tertullian

  Dog, Various, Apostles

  Tertullian (2012). “The Sacred Writings of Tertullian (Annotated Edition)”, p.543, Jazzybee Verlag

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• [The papists] ought to have sympathy with us weak, poor Christians, and not condemn us or make fun of us because we are learning so childishly to toddle along the benches, nay, to creep in the mire, and cannot skip and dance, on such light feet and legs, over and outside of God's commandments, as they do, the strong heroes and giants ... God forbid that we should!

  Martin Luther

  Christian, Strong, Fun

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• However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Nice, Expected

  Oscar Wilde (2015). “An Ideal Husband”, p.68, Oscar Wilde

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• I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

  Lily Tomlin

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.

  Oscar Wilde

  Love, Funny, Emotional

  Oscar Wilde, General Press (2016). “The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde: Novel, Short Stories, Poetry, Essays and Plays”, p.819, GENERAL PRESS

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• The best things in life are free

  Luther Vandross

  Inspirational, Life, Inspiring

  Song: The Best Things in Life Are Free

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• All art is quite useless.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Art, Creativity

  Oscar Wilde “The Picture of Dorian Gray - and more”, Eighty Pence Books

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• Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everybody in good society holds exactly the same opinions.

  Oscar Wilde

  Political, Opinion, Argument

  "Stories for Young People".

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• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

  George Carlin

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

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