Spike Milligan Quotes

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• You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

  Spike Milligan

  Long, People, President

  Spike Milligan (2014). “Puckoon”, p.14, Penguin UK

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• Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light

  Spike Milligan

  Blessed, Light, Cracked

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• There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.

  Spike Milligan

  Time, Laughing, Three

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• Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

  Spike Milligan

  Food, Cooking, Chinese

  Spike Milligan (2011). “Milligan's Meaning of Life: An Autobiography of Sorts”, p.198, Penguin UK

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• We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!

  Spike Milligan

  Humour, Plans, Miscellaneous

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• All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

  Spike Milligan

  Money, Saving, Chance

  "Genius declared: Wilde tops the wit list" by Aidan Jones, www.theguardian.com. October 15, 2007.

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• Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

  Spike Milligan

  Use, Kind, Ophelia

  Spike Milligan, “A Silly Poem”

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• We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong.

  Spike Milligan

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• Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

  Spike Milligan

  Funny, Life, Happiness

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• My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

  Spike Milligan

  Fathers Day, Jesus, Confused

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• On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! And the Monkeys all say Boo! Theres a Nang Nong Ning Where the trees go Ping! And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo On the Nong Ning Nang All the Mice go Clang! And you just cant catch em when they do! So its Ning Nang Nong! Cows go Bong! Nong Nang Ning! Trees go Ping! Nong Ning Nang! The mice go Clang! What a noisy place to belong,Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!

  Spike Milligan

  Tree, Tea, Ems

  Spike Milligan, “On The Ning Nang Nong”

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• I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.

  Spike Milligan

  Reading, Should, Sonnet

  "Spike Milligan with Jeremy Taylor Live at Cambridge University", December 2, 1973.

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• A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

  Spike Milligan

  Funny, Nature, Laughter

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant

  Spike Milligan

  Elephants

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• I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)

  Spike Milligan

  Headstone, Ill

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• And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

  Spike Milligan

  Light, Waiting, Boards

  Spike Milligan (2004). “The compulsive Spike Milligan”

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• One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?

  Spike Milligan

  Funny, Humor, One Day

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• There are holes in the sky
  Where the rain gets in,
  But they're ever so small
  That's why rain is thin.

  Spike Milligan

  Rain, Sky, Holes

  Spike Milligan (2004). “The compulsive Spike Milligan”

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• General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike: ... Well, all of me.

  Spike Milligan

  London, Wells

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• I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

  Spike Milligan

  Health, Years, Body

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• Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

  Spike Milligan

  Funny, Life, Friendship

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• Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.

  Spike Milligan

  Men, Bus

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

  Spike Milligan

  Long, Life Is, Illness

  Spike Milligan (2004). “The compulsive Spike Milligan”

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• Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

  Spike Milligan

  Use, Quiet, Amusing

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• Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

  Spike Milligan

  Order, Perfect, Kilts

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