Dudley Moore Quotes

• The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

  Dudley Moore

  Views, Mirrors, Safety

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• I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

  Dudley Moore

  Love, Funny, Relationship

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• Music is the surest way of reaching someone else's heart.

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  Music, Heart, Way

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• Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

  Dudley Moore

  Drinking, Beer, Alcohol

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• It seems that a lot of people, who haven't known of me as a pianist, think I've just started off as a comedian. And so for them the piano was something extra. But, of course, playing the piano was something that came before all of what's happened now.

  Dudley Moore

  Thinking, Piano, People

  "Jazz Professional", Interview, 1966.

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• Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.

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  Safe, Want, Masturbation

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• I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

  Dudley Moore

  Wish, Dimes

  "Fictional character: Arthur Bach". "Arthur", www.imdb.com. 1981.

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• I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.

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  Groundhog Day, Love Actually, Body

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• Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.

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  Beautiful, Jobs, Men

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• I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.

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  Class, Noses, Height

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.

  Dudley Moore

  Hands, Lays, Havens

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• I can hear the music all around me.

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  Last Words, I Can

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• Volvo — they're boxy but they're good.

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  Volvo

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• Maybe the memory does play tricks. Increasingly, I'm thinking, 'What was their name? I knew that name yesterday.' I think that's what happens. At some point, I'll forget that I ever worked with Peter Cook, I suppose, and Alan Bennett and Jonathan Miller.

  Dudley Moore

  Memories, Thinking, Yesterday

  Interview with Giles Smith, www.independent.co.uk. October 14, 1995.

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• When I think of Canada I think of tonic water.

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  Thinking, Water, Canada

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• In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock will hear the tune over a million times.

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  Music, Growing Up, Average

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