Ass Quotes - Page 33

• Boys don't make passes at female smart asses.

  Letty Cottin Pogrebin

  Smart, Boys, Female

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• Instead, over the past thirty years, in the world of action and adventure sports, in situations where asses really were on the line, the bounds of the possible have been pushed further and faster than ever before in history. We've seen near-exponential growth in ultimate human performance, which is both hyperbolic paradox and considerable mystery. Somehow, a generation's worth of iconoclastic misfits have rewritten the rules of the feasible, not just raising the bar but often obliterating it altogether. And this brings up one final question: Where-if anywhere-do our actual limits lie?

  Steven Kotler

  Sports, Lying, Adventure

  Steven Kotler (2014). “The Rise of Superman: Decoding the Science of Ultimate Human Performance”, p.18, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• As in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'?" The skull howled with laughter. "You just got your ass handed to you by a nursery tale?""I wouldn't say they handed me my ass," I said.Bob was nearly strangling on his laughter, and given that he had no lungs it seemed gratuitous somehow. "That's because you can't see yourself," he choked out. "Your nose is all swollen up and you've got two black eyes. You look like a raccoon. Holding a dislocated ass.

  Jim Butcher

  Laughter, Eye, Two

  Jim Butcher (2009). “Small Favor: A Novel of the Dresden Files”, p.31, Penguin

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• How's his appendix?""Like crap. They almost didn't catch it in time, and he's still doing the ass-plant in a hospital bed, beingdoted on by an army of hot nurses. Makes me sick.""Maybeyou should rupture something.""Any more of these stories out of you and I just might.

  Marjorie M. Liu

  Army, Nurse, Sick

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• Scobe's Tenth Law: In all endeavors, in all aspects of life, there are more horses asses than horses!

  Frank Scoblete

  Horse, Gambling, Law

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• I did but prompt the age to quit their clogs
  By the known rules of ancient liberty,
  When straight a barbarous noise environs me
  Of owls and cuckoos, asses, apes and dogs.

  John Milton

  Dog, Owl, Age

  'Sonnet' 12 'I did but prompt the age' (1673)

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• It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time.

  Andy Samberg

  Kings, Crazy, Men

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• Put your ass where your heart wants to be.

  Steven Pressfield

  Heart, Want

  Interview with Ishita Gupta, www.thedominoproject.com.

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• New York, it was an adult portion. It was an adult dose. So it took a couple of trips to get into it. You just go in the first time and you get your ass kicked and you take off. As soon as it heals up, you come back and you try it again. Eventually, you fall right in love with it.

  Levon Helm

  New York, Couple, Fall

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• I could be mistaken, but I believe the majority of artists are perverts, and that inspiration springs from the seat of perversity; that smooth stretch of consciousness between the balls and ass.

  James Jean

  Spring, Believe, Inspiration

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• Don't be afraid of making an ass of yourself. I do it all the time and look what I got.

  William Shatner

  Looks

  William Shatner, Chris Regan (2011). “Shatner Rules: Your Guide to Understanding the Shatnerverse and the World at Large”, p.249, Penguin

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• One of the chief differences between an adult and a juvenile is that the adult knows when he is an ass while the juvenile never does.

  Eric Hoffer

  Wisdom, Differences, Adults

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• Furiously and gorgeously write your ass off.

  Bob Hicok

  Writing

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• Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered by Obamacare.

  Dennis Miller

  Obamacare, Covered

  FaceBook post by Dennis Miller from Oct 04, 2012

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• History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass.

  Mark Rippetoe

  Carrots, Walks, Gym

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• He who repeats what he does not understand is no better than an ass that is loaded with books.

  Khalil Gibran

  Book, Knowledge, Doe

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• The job of the writer is to kiss no ass, no matter how big and holy and white and tempting and powerful.

  Ken Kesey

  Jobs, Powerful, Kissing

  Ken Kesey (2006). “Sometimes a Great Notion”, p.11, Penguin

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• Let me realize that my past failures at follow-through are no indication of my future performance. They're just healthy little fires that are gonna warm up my ass

  Ze Frank

  Past, Fire, Healthy

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• ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Voice, Ears, Singers

  Ambrose Bierce (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)”, p.2358, Delphi Classics

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• Look, we're all the same; a man is a fourteen-room house - in the bedroom he's asleep with his intelligent wife, in the living-room he's rolling around with some bare ass girl, in the library he's paying his taxes, in the yard he's raising tomatoes and in the cellar he's making a bomb to blow it all up.

  Arthur Miller

  Girl, Blow, Intelligent

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• What you think about, talk about, and get off your ass and do something about, comes about.

  Larry Winget

  Thinking

  Larry Winget (2007). “You're Broke Because You Want to Be: How to Stop Getting By and Start Getting Ahead”, p.14, Penguin

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• A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.

  Martin Luther

  Miserable, Fart

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• Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars

  James Woods

  Cigar, Smoke

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• Saying I was lucky negates the hard work I put in and spits on that guy who’s freezing his ass off back in Brooklyn.

  Peter Dinklage

  Hard Work, Guy, Lucky

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The secret to happiness is to be working at your passion. If you want to be miserable, lead a desperate life like everybody else where they drag their asses to work everyday because they hate their job.

  Yvon Chouinard

  Jobs, Hate, Passion

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