Kiss My Ass Quotes

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  When my time on earth is done and my activities here are past, I want them to bury me upside down, so my critics can kiss my ass.

  Bobby Knight

  Inspirational, Basketball, Sports

  "Knight moves to Texas" by Kevin Asseo, news.bbc.co.uk. March 22, 2001.

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• My own opinion is enough for me. And I claim the right to defend it against any consensus, any majority anywhere, any place, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line and kiss my ass.

  Christopher Hitchens

  Kissing, Numbers, Lines

  "Charlie Hebdo, Hate Speech and Christopher Hitchens" by Ronald Bailey, reason.com. January 14, 2015.

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• Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?

  Julie Kagawa

  Nice, Humorous, Kissing

  "The Iron King". Book by Julie Kagawa, February 1, 2010.

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• When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass.

  LL Cool J

  Music, Kissing, World

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• I figured I would have to tell someone to kiss my ass before it was all over, and I have -- twice.

  Billy Bob Thornton

  Kissing, Ass

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• I want real loyalty. I want someone who will kiss my ass in Macy's window, and say it smells like roses.

  Lyndon B. Johnson

  Loyalty, Real, Kissing

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• I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.

  Johnny Garrett

  Kissing, World, Care

  Last words, February 11, 1992.

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• Enjoy it if you do, but don't tell me how to live or teach it in school, or not allow a woman the right to choose, and so on. Yeah, all of that slips into my work. I even got a death threat the other day for not being pro gun, which just proves my point. They can kiss my ass.

  Joe R. Lansdale

  School, Kissing, Gun

  Source: thequietus.com

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• And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass!

  Stone Cold Steve Austin

  Kissing, Wwe, Appreciate

  "WWE Raw", September 22, 1997.

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• People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBODY kisses my ass.

  Alicia Silverstone

  Nice, Kissing, Thinking

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• I really don't care if Stephanie enjoys kissing Kurt Angle. Or if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Stephanie. Or hell, if Kurt Angle enjoys kissing Triple H! Cause as far as I'm
  concerned all three of you can kiss my ass!

  Chris Jericho

  Kissing, Wwe, Three

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• I am fairly embraced by the Hollywood community, and I love making movies and I love acting, but I'm not real crazy about the Hollywood system. So the fact that they embrace me is a shock to me because I tell them to kiss my ass all the time. I don't understand why they haven't thrown me out on my ear. The other thing is I don't participate much. I have very few friends within the movie community. I hang out with some guys I've known forever. They're all broke and eat me out of house and home. But I stay home mostly and I don't go to the parties. Maybe that preserves me.

  Billy Bob Thornton

  Crazy, Real, Party

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• THE ONLY GOOD THING IS MY FANS LIKE ME AND COME TO SEE ME AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. EVERYBODY ELSE CAN KISS MY ASS. IF THEY DONT LIKE MY POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS THEN THEY CAN KEEP THEIR UPTIGHT P C ASS AWAY FROM MY SHOW. ITS THAT EASY.

  Larry the Cable Guy

  Kissing, Political, Fans

  Source: www.dead-frog.com

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• Kiss my ass and my anus’cause it’s finally famous.

  Nicki Minaj

  Kissing, Anus, Causes

  "Song: Dance (A$$) Remix ft. Nicki Minaj". 2011.

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• I got me a car and I got me some gas,Told everybody they could kiss my ass.

  Glenn Frey

  Kissing, Car, Gas

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• The Feds can kiss my ass.

  Darryl Strawberry

  Kissing, Yankees, Feds

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• Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass.

  Lyle Lovett

  Kissing, Ass

  Song: If I Had a Boat, Album: Pontiac

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• I suggest that US foreign policy can still be defined as "kiss my ass or I'll kick your head in." But of course it doesn't put it like that. It talks of "low intensity conflict..." What all this adds up to is a disease at the very centre of language, so that language becomes a permanent masquerade, a tapestry of lies.

  Harold Pinter

  Lying, Kissing, Add

  "Oh, Superman". Broadcast for "Opinion" on Channel 4 (May 31, 1990); later quoted in Harold Pinter "Various Voices: Prose, Poetry, Politics 1948-2005" (pp. 198-199), 2005.

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• I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.

  Beverly D'Angelo

  Christmas, Vacation, Misery

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• Talk to Bob Arum, cos he's my man. Don King kiss my ass!

  James Toney

  Kings, Motivation, Kissing

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