All literary men are Red Sox fans - to be a Yankee fan in a literate society is to endanger your life.
Owning the Yankees is like owning the Mona Lisa.
My heroes, my dreams, and my future lay in Yankee Stadium. And they can't take that away from me.
Everybody says we hated the Yankees. We didn't hate the Yankees. We just hated the way they beat us.
Here at NBC there is just one more reason to hate the Yankees.
To be manager of the Yankees under the malevolent dictatorship of George Steinbrenner is like being married to Zsa Zsa Gabor - the union is short and sweet.
Wall Street bankers supposedly back the Yankees; Smith College girls approve of them. God, Brooks Brothers, and United States Steel are believed to be solidly in the Yankees' corner... The efficiently triumphant Yankee maching is a great institution, but, as they say, who can fall in love with U.S. Steel?
When I first signed with the Yankees, the regulars wouldn't talk to you until you were with the team three or four years. Nowadays the rookies get $100,000 to sign and they don't talk to the regulars.
You see, the Mets are losers, just like nearly everybody else in life. This is the team for the cab driver who gets held up and the guy who loses out on a promotion because he didn't maneuver himself to lunch with the boss enough. It is the team for every guy who has to get out of bed in the morning and go to work for short money on a job he does not like. The Yankees? Who does well enough to root for them, Laurence Rockefeller?
Yeah? For what paper?
I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants
When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a baseball player and also join the circus. With the Yankees, I've accomplished both.
It's great to be young and be a Yankee!
He stopped everything behind the plate and hit everything in front of it.
Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them.
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
I never said most of the things I said.
The future ain't what it used to be.
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
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