Ass Quotes - Page 31

• Although an ass is tired, he continues to carry his burden; he is unmindful of cold and heat; and he is always contented; these three things should be learned from the ass.

  Chanakya

  Tired, Three, Heat

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• You're kind of a smart ass when you're not flat on your face.

  Josh Lanyon

  Smart, Faces, Kind

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• Entrepreneurs are different beasts. Beasts who don’t give a damn, who kick ass when required, who stand up to a challenge, and who rise time and again with utter disregard to fear or failure. These are the beasts who run the world.

  Vishwas Mudagal

  Running, Giving, Entrepreneur

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• The simple fact is this: when you goto Alaska, you get your ass kicked.

  Mark Twight

  Simple, Alaska, Facts

  Mark Twight (2001). “Kiss Or Kill: Confessions of a Serial Climber”

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• I find it ironic that Republicans have such disdain for the lazy, and yet their solution to every problem is do nothing. Their answer to wealth inequality, do nothing. Health care? Do nothing. Climate change? Nothing. Racism? Doesn’t exist. For a group of people so head over heels in love with self-reliance, they sure do recommend a lot of sitting on their ass.

  Bill Maher

  Self, Racism, People

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• Hierarchy is an organization with its face toward the CEO and its ass toward the customer.

  Jack Welch

  Organization, Hierarchy, Faces

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• We are the biggest sissies in the jungle. Every other animal is stronger than we are - they have fangs, they have claws, they have nimbleness, they have speed. We think Usain Bolt is fast - Usain Bolt can get his ass kicked by a squirrel.

  Christopher McDougall

  Motivation, Inspiration, Animal

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• Please, I need you to save my ass.

  Cate Blanchett

  Needs, Ridiculous, Need You

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• After becoming established as a surfboard manufacturer and surf film producer whose films were shown on TV, all of a sudden all the teachers and counselors who wanted nothing to do with my ass during school were wanting to kiss it. They'd be interviewed by a newspaper of magazine and their tone would change. 'Oh yes, I knew Greg Noll. He was in my class. Fine, upstanding young man.' What bullshit.

  Greg Noll

  Teacher, School, Kissing

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• We don't know our ass from a hole in the ground.

  Randy Newman

  Holes, Knows

  Song: Rednecks, Album: Good Old Boys

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• Life is like a cucumber. One minute it's in your hand, the next it's up you ass.

  Lawrence Durrell

  Hands, Life Is Like, Cucumbers

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• I just want to say we support the troops and we love every one of them. Even if they...I know a lot of my friends that are in the military that they don't agree with...Some of them are total, total liberals or this or that, whatever they are and I just want to say that we love all the troops. We don't care what they believe in, they're defending our country and we love them for that. And they're the biggest bad assses...in the world and we just want to thank you. We hope they enjoy the music and we'll keep pumping it out and just keep staying bad asses!

  M. Shadows

  Country, Military, Believe

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• Remember - the fault is in the garment, certainly not the girl. There is nothing whatsoever wrong with the shape of her. Some designers cut their clothes for certain body types and others for others. Occasionally the pattern will make her ass look strangely square or the fabric will cling in an unflattering way, but Not Cut Well is always the answer, and it has the extremely delightful quality of saving your ass and being completely true at the same time. Use it wisely.

  S. Bear Bergman

  Girl, Cutting, Clothes

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• Creative work, summarized: In the time you set aside each day to work your ass off, ignore anything that makes you consider stopping.

  Merlin Mann

  Creative, Stopping, Each Day

  Twitter post from Jul 26, 2008

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• Accumulating injuries are the price we pay for the thrill of not having sat around on our asses.

  Mark Rippetoe

  Thrill, Pay, Injury

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• The men who have gotten women pregnant need to be accountable if we are. If we are going to jail, the men are coming too. Religious rhetoric will bite its own ass trying to nail only women in a two-person process.

  Neko Case

  Religious, Men, Two

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• If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them.

  Charles Bukowski

  Firsts, Should, Ifs

  Charles Bukowski (2003). “Sunlight Here I Am: Interviews and Encounters, 1963-1993”

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• A man searching for enlightenment is like a man sitting on an Ass in search of an Ass

  Thomas Merton

  Men, Enlightenment, Sitting

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• If it is wisdom you're after, you're going to spend a lot of time on your ass reading.

  Charlie Munger

  Reading, Investing, Ifs

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• Basically, that's why I wrote: to save my ass, to save my ass from the madhouse, from the streets, from myself.

  Charles Bukowski

  Streets, Madhouses

  Charles Bukowski (2009). “Hollywood”, p.89, Canongate Books

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• Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless.

  Eminem

  Mindless, Brainwash

  Song: Rock Bottom, Album: The Slim Shady LP

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• Pompous asses knows how to put the moan in sanctimonious.

  Andy Hargreaves

  Leadership, Learning, Pompous

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• My ass is big because a lot of people have to kiss it.

  Jenni Rivera

  Kissing, People, Bigs

  Twitter post from Apr 28, 2011

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• A proper lady should be able to smile pretty, wear sequins like she means it, and kick a man's ass nine ways from Sunday while wearing stiletto heels. If she can't do that much, she's not trying hard enough.

  Mira Grant

  Mean, Sunday, Men

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• What do you say when someone takes on a really bad ass, murdering sucker for you? There just aren't words for that.

  Lilith Saintcrow

  Bad Ass, Sucker

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