Ass Quotes - Page 34

• We all just want to sit on our ass.

  Karl Pilkington

  Want

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• I am the best damn ass-kicker in the whole U.S. Army!

  George S. Patton

  Army, Kickers, Damn

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• Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you

  Bill Maher

  Doctors, Asks, Ifs

  Bill Maher (2011). “The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass”, p.98, Penguin

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• But in a crunch, when all our asses are in the sling, it looks like it is easier to deal with the samenesses. When we deal with sameness only, we develop weapons that we use against each other when the differences become apparent. And we wipe each other out - Black men and women can wipe each other out - far more effectively than outsiders do.

  Audre Lorde

  Men, Differences, Black

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• You really have to humble yourself and take your ass whippings to understand that you can learn something from somebody

  Dominick Cruz

  Humble, Humble Yourself

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• The Germans have a word for it: Sitzfleisch. Staying power. Winning by sticking your ass to the seat and not leaving until after it's over.

  Ryan Holiday

  Winning, Leaving, Staying

  Ryan Holiday (2014). “The Obstacle Is the Way: The Timeless Art of Turning Trials into Triumph”, p.95, Penguin

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• Being a true bad ass has no weight or gender requirement - just 100% commitment to greatness.

  Dwayne Johnson

  Commitment, Bad Ass, Greatness

  Twitter post from May 10, 2011

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• Everybody thought that Titanic was the most romantic movie ever. A story about two teenagers who knew each other for three days. Try to make that movie with a couple that's been together for a few years. 'Get in the goddamn boat, Rose!' 'I don't wanna get in the boat!' 'Get in, come on, I'm freezing my ass off out here! I wanted to go to Jamaica, but no, we had to go on a cruise in the middle of the winter!' 'You never draw me naked anymore'

  Greg Giraldo

  Couple, Teenager, Winter

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• You don't need a bus pass, for me to bust yo ass, nigga.

  Lil Wayne

  Needs, Bus

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• My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.

  Pauly D

  Girl, Brunette, Unbelievable

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  A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.

  Gary Busey

  Zoos, Weight, Goats

  "Gary Busey On Piranha 3DD" by Helen O'hara, www.empireonline.com. November 25, 2011.

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• If you just write the kinds of stories you think others will want to read, you'll be competing with cartoonists who are far more enthusiastic for that kind of comic than you are, and they'll kick your ass every time.

  Scott McCloud

  Writing, Thinking, Stories

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• A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a journalist you are expected to know the difference.

  Bill Walsh

  Writing, Editing, Differences

  Bill Walsh (2004). “The Elephants of Style: A Trunkload of Tips on the Big Issues and Gray Areas of Contemporary American English”, p.11, McGraw Hill Professional

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• Then if he's sore with me, let him dump my ass. That will just give me more time to be a genius.

  Sheila Heti

  Women, Giving, Genius

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• Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.

  Kevin Hearne

  Ghouls, Lawyer, Speed

  Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.121, Del Rey

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• I have this little neighbor next door. He comes over and tells me about playing Call of Duty, and he's talking about, 'Aw yeah, I slit this guy in the throat and then I stuck a grenade up this guy's ass.' He's describing it in all this detail, and that makes me uncomfortable. I don't think that's good for him.

  Jonathan Gottschall

  Thinking, Playing Games, Doors

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• I don't know where there can be so many pianists as in Paris, so many asses and so many virtuosi.

  Frederic Chopin

  Paris, People, Concerts

  Frederic Chopin (2013). “Chopin's Letters”, p.154, Courier Corporation

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• VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Vanity, Fool, Tribute

  Ambrose Bierce (2016). “The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World”, p.229, 谷月社

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• When asses are needed.- You will never get the crowd to cry Hosanna until you ride into town on an ass.

  Friedrich Nietzsche

  Men, Crowds, Towns

  Friedrich Nietzsche, R. J. Hollingdale (1996). “Nietzsche: Human, All Too Human: A Book for Free Spirits”, p.284, Cambridge University Press

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• When finding the right angle for a shot...'Move your ass.'

  Jay Maisel

  Photography, Moving, Photographer

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• Fossey, Fossey, you cranky difficult strong-arming self-destructive misanthrope, mediocre scientist, deceiver of earnest college students, probable cause of more deaths of the gorillas than if you had never set foot in Rwanda, Fossey, you pain-in-the-ass saint, I do not believe in prayers or souls, but I will pray for your soul, I will remember you for all of my days, in gratitude for that moment by the graves when all I felt was the pure, cleansing sadness of returning home and finding nothing but ghosts.

  Robert M. Sapolsky

  Gratitude, Strong, Prayer

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• He was a hot, hot former priest and she wanted to pull a Thorn Birds on his ass.

  Marjorie M. Liu

  Bird, Hot, Priests

  Karen Chance, Marjorie M. Liu, Yasmine Galenorn, Eileen Wilks (2010). “Inked”, p.133, Penguin

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• "What was that technique you were using on those bastards?" "An ancient form called kicking ass."

  Nora Roberts

  Technique, Kicking, Ancient

  Nora Roberts (2011). “Chasing Fire”, p.63, Penguin

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• It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

  Robin Williams

  Inspiration, Snakes, Ruts

  "Fictional character: Adrian Cronauer". "Good Morning, Vietnam", www.imdb.com. 1987.

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• I like flawed characters very much. A lot of times I get asked to do parts that are kind of small but key - three-scene roles that are three kick-ass scenes. Growing up, watching as many movies as I did, I was always into character actors like that.

  Bobby Cannavale

  Growing Up, Character, Keys

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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