Ass Quotes - Page 35

• Love with your mouth shut, help without breaking your ass or publicizing it: keep cool, but care.

  Thomas Pynchon

  Love You, Mouths, Care

  Thomas Pynchon (2012). “V.”, p.243, Penguin

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• Um, lots of people grab my ass. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually happened once in Boston, it usually doesn't happen. We went over to England and it happened at almost every show. I don't really enjoy any kind of invasion of privacy like that I guess. Grabbing my package is obviously a total invasion of privacy I'm not into that at all.

  Gerard Way

  Boston, People, Invasion

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• Patience is a flatterer, sir, and an ass, sir.

  Aphra Behn

  Flatterer

  Aphra Behn (2016). “Delphi Complete Works of Aphra Behn (Illustrated)”, p.1065, Delphi Classics

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• Kobe was hell-bent on surpassing Jordan as the greatest player in the game. His obsession with Michael was striking. When we played in Chicago that season, I orchestrated a meeting between the two of them, thinking that Michael might help shift Kobe’s attitude toward selfless teamwork. After they shook hands, the first words out of Kobe’s mouth were, ‘You know I can kick your ass one on one.’

  Phil Jackson

  Teamwork, Attitude, Player

  "Phil Jackson's new book focuses a lot on (who else?) Kobe Bryant" by Mike Bresnahan, articles.latimes.com. May 16, 2013.

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• Y'all should come to Cowboys Stadium and watch us beat the Giants' asses.

  Jerry Jones

  Cowboy, Giants, Watches

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• Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.

  Coolio

  Food, People, Cooking

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• If you buy something because it's undervalued, then you have to think about selling it when it approaches your calculation of its intrinsic value. That's hard. But if you buy a few great companies, then you can sit on your ass. That's a good thing.

  Charlie Munger

  Thinking, Selling, Good Things

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• As my late mother famously observed, the one thing to be said for growing old is that every year there are a few more things I don’t have to give a rat’s ass about.

  Lawrence Block

  Mother, Years, Giving

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• I love to compete. I want to get out there and kick your ass in the business world. That is what inspires me.

  Mark Cuban

  Inspire, World, Want

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• I believe in a world where mothers are not expected to shed any physical evidence of their child-bearing experience. In that same world I believe there is space for exercise to be as much a gift to your brain as it is your body. I don't want to waste my time striving for some subjective definition of perfection. I'd rather rebuild my strength while dancing my ass off...literally .

  Olivia Wilde

  Mother, Children, Believe

  "Olivia Wilde Gets Real About Her Body: ‘The Truth Is, I’m A Mother, And I Look Like One’" By Cavan Sieczkowski, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 31, 2015.

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• You were an ass long before I made one outta ya!

  Shawn Michaels

  Wwe, Long, Made

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• LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!

  John Cena

  Wwe, Lightning

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• I just wanted to let all our fans know that there is nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are 100% .....Ass Free.

  Edge

  Wwe, Fans, Faces

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• Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni.

  Dwayne Johnson

  Running, Wrestling, Bad Ass

  "Line-O-Rama: The Rock Says" by Matt Fowler, www.ign.com. July 02, 2009.

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• Take a little walk down Know You Role Boulevard, hang that right on Jabroni Drive, and then proceed to check your Aunt Jemima no-pancake-havin' ass di-rectly into the Smackdown Hotel!

  Dwayne Johnson

  Aunt, Wwe, Roles

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• If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.

  Vince McMahon

  Wwe, Worried, Ifs

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• You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.

  Stone Cold Steve Austin

  Wwe, Three, Looks

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• You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me!

  The Undertaker

  Wwe, Giving, Soul

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• And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass!

  Stone Cold Steve Austin

  Kissing, Wwe, Appreciate

  "WWE Raw", September 22, 1997.

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• Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.

  Dwayne Johnson

  Wwe, Roles, Boulevard

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• I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

  Stone Cold Steve Austin

  Wwe

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• The Rock has just one thing to say to you: poontang your ass on out of here!

  Dwayne Johnson

  Rocks, Wwe, Wwf

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• On the night Test faced the Great One, this is what he'll see... twelve sharpshooters stinging, eleven eyebrows raising, ten spines a'bustin, nine noggins knocking, eight kicks a'kicking, seven punches punching, six suplexes smashing, five seconds of the people chanting The Rock's name... four Rock Bottoms, three People's Elbows, on your two buckteeth, and an ass-kicking all over New Orleans!

  Dwayne Johnson

  Night, Two, New Orleans

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• The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!

  Dwayne Johnson

  Rocks, Wwe, Candy

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• I have taken your advice and the names used are anode cathode anions cations and ions the last I shall have but little occasion for. I had some hot objections made to them here and found myself very much in the condition of the man with his son and Ass who tried to please every body.

  Michael Faraday

  Taken, Son, Science

  "The Correspondence of Michael Faraday: 1832-December 1840, Letters 525-1333".

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