Ass Quotes - Page 32

• I love the French language... it's a delightful language, especially to curse with. It's like whopping your ass with silk.

  Oscar Wilde

  Language, Curse, Delightful

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• If you're going to do something, strive to do it better than anyone else. Do it all the way. If you're going to half-ass it, why bother?

  Ashly Lorenzana

  Half, Way, Strive

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• The secret to writing a screenplay is keeping your
  ass in the chair.

  Oliver Stone

  Writing, Secret, Chairs

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• Art is a finger up the bourgeoisie ass.

  Pablo Picasso

  Art, Bourgeoisie, Fingers

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• My sense is that file sharing started in predominantly white, middle- and upper-middle-cl ass young people who were native-born, who felt they were entitled to have something for free, because that's what they were used to.

  Gene Simmons

  White, People, Used

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• I'm just a guitarist in a kick-ass rock and roll band. What more could I ask for?

  Eddie Van Halen

  Rocks, Rock And Roll, Band

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• Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiveness of the sheep.

  Alexander Hamilton

  Sheep, Revolution, Folly

  Alexander Hamilton, Donald R. Hickey, Connie D. Clark (2006). “Citizen Hamilton: The Wit and Wisdom of an American Founder”, p.58, Rowman & Littlefield

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• In the first place, any group of folks willing to make asses of themselves in pursuit of a good time should be commended and encouraged: The spirit of human frolic needs all the help it can get.

  Molly Ivins

  Groups, Needs, Firsts

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• Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

  Jim Carrey

  Funny, Talking, Actors

  "Major in Success". Book by Patrick Combs and Jack Canfield, 2003.

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• Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!"

  Eddie Murphy

  Funny, People, Black

  "Eddie Murphy: Delirious". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 1983.

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• Now I know why they tell you to put your head between your knees on crash landings. You think you're going to kiss your ass good-bye.

  Terry Hanson

  Travel, Kissing, Thinking

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• As some species of plants need to be burned to the ground in order for them to later flourish, I needed to have my ass handed to be in order to get it into gear for the upcoming Sydney Olmpics. Now, I'm on a mission.

  Xeno Muller

  Order, Needs, Gears

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• Get over it people, I worked my ass off.

  Phil Heath

  Bodybuilding, People, Over It

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• You dull ass will not mend his pace with beating.

  William Shakespeare

  Horse, Pace, Dull

  'Hamlet' (1601) act 5, sc. 1, l. [61]

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• I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch.

  William Shakespeare

  Horse, Hair, Scratches

  1595 Bottom. A Midsummer Night's Dream, act 4, sc.1, l.23-6.

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• Talk to Bob Arum, cos he's my man. Don King kiss my ass!

  James Toney

  Kings, Motivation, Kissing

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• They can all get some. Remember this! I will do this to all y'all down here. Look at his face. I don't care if you're a flyweight, or your mamma weight! I will kick your ass!

  James Toney

  Motivation, Faces, Looks

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• The simple and terrifying reality, forbidden from discussion in America, was that despite spending $600 billion a year on the military, despite having the best fighting force the world had ever known, they were getting their asses kicked by illiterate peasants who made bombs out of manure and wood.

  Michael Hastings

  Military, Fighting, Reality

  Michael Hastings (2012). “The Operators: The Wild and Terrifying Inside Story of America's War in Afghanistan”, p.203, Penguin

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• I am not bossy, I am the boss.

  Beyonce Knowles

  Empowering, Boss, Kick Ass

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• I'm Doctor McMahon with a Ph.D. in sweet-ass rock with an emphasis in set list creation.

  Andrew McMahon

  Sweet, Doctors, Rocks

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• If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot.

  Charles Dickens

  Law, Idiot, Said

  Oliver Twist ch. 51 (1838). See Glapthorne 1

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• I fight, knock them out, have some sex and Monday I'm back to hitting bags and kicking ass.

  Adrien Broner

  Monday, Sex, Motivation

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• Everybody saying Guerrero, I'll really turn your ass into a real ghost.

  Adrien Broner

  Motivation, Real, Fighter

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• Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

  Stephen King

  Men, Kicking, Ladybugs

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• Anyone can see that an ass laden with books remains a donkey. A human being laden with the undigested results of a tussle with thoughts and books, however, still passes for wise.

  Idries Shah

  Wise, Book, Donkey

  Idries Shah (1983). “Reflections”, p.81, Octagon Press Ltd

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