Ass Quotes - Page 27

• Now, get out there and kick ass!

  Stella McCartney

  Inspirational, Women, Empowering

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• In the New World, you'll kick your own ass and I'll wash my own brain. I'll be my own parents and you'll be you own wife. And vise versa. That'll be normal in the New World - different from the Old World, where everyone except me is to blame for my ignorance and you call on everyone except yourself to give you what you need. I'll push my own buttons and right my own wrongs. You'll wake yourself up and sing your won songs.

  Rob Brezsny

  Song, Ignorance, Giving

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• So my reaction to hearing this corny-ass, horrible song ["With Arms Wide Open" by Creed] is violent, uncontrollable, sustained weeping.

  Michael Ian Black

  Song, Fatherhood, Arms

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• Once we played at the Fillmore opposite The Cream. Eric Clapton was there and he played his ass off that night ... backstage Michael Bloomfield introduced me to Eric, and Eric was so nice. He came up to me, put his arms around me and said "Barry, it's such a pleasure to meet you" ... I couldn't figure it out... then Michael told me that he had told Eric I had cancer and two months to live...

  Barry Goldberg

  Music, Nice, Cancer

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• To be engrossed by something outside ourselves is a powerful antidote for the rational mind, the mind that so frequently has its head up its own ass.

  Anne Lamott

  Powerful, Mind, Rational

  Anne Lamott (2007). “Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life”, p.102, Anchor

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• All of us are subjected to somebody else's power at some point. So once in a while you kiss ass. So what? Either you make your peace with that early, or you end up living your life as a crank and a misfit.

  Sue Grafton

  Kissing, Live Your Life, Misfits

  Sue Grafton (2010). “"H" is for Homicide”, p.26, Macmillan

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• I'll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I can still tell the rest of them to blow it out their ass.

  Dennis Miller

  War, Blow, Tape

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• I mean, I think I am basically a cool girl, but I am also a pain in the ass.

  Rachel Cohn

  Girl, Pain, Mean

  Rachel Cohn, David Levithan (2014). “Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist”, p.109, Egmont UK

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• For most people, self-awareness and self-pity blossom simultaneously in early adolescence. It's about that time that we start viewing the world as something other than a whoop-de-doo playground, we start to experience personally how threatening it can be, how cruel and unjust. At the very moment when we become, for the first time, both introspective and socially conscientious, we receive the bad news that the world, by and large, doesn't give a rat's ass.

  Tom Robbins

  Self, People, Giving

  "Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates". Book by Tom Robbins, 2000.

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• A good lead-off hitter is a pain in the ass to pitchers.

  Richie Ashburn

  Baseball, Pain, Pitcher

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• I refuse to go out with a man whose ass is smaller than mine.

  Elizabeth Perkins

  Men, Dating, Refuse

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• A person whodoes not regard music as a marvelous creation of God, must be a clodhopper indeed and does not deserve to be called a human being; he should be permitted to hear nothing but the braying of asses and the grunting of hogs.

  Martin Luther

  Music, Doe, Creation

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• Man with all his shrewdness is as stupid about understanding by himself the mysteries of God, as an ass is incapable of understanding musical harmony.

  John Calvin

  Stupid, Men, Understanding

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• Political cartoons are the ass-end of the artform

  Ivan Brunetti

  Political, Cartoon, Ends

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• Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass.

  Lisa Lampanelli

  Wipe, Legends, Lips

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• There's a tremendous bias against taking risks. Everyone is trying to optimize their ass-covering.

  Elon Musk

  Risk, Trying, Covering

  "Elon Musk’s Mission to Mars". Interview with Chris Anderson, www.wired.com. October 21, 2012.

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• It’s hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long...

  Rodney Crowell

  Kissing, Night, Long

  "It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long". Song by Rodney Crowell and Vince Gill, July 27, 2004.

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• Assume' makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.

  Karen Marie Moning

  Assuming

  Karen Marie Moning (2006). “Darkfever: Fever Series”, p.206, Delacorte Press

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• That's exactly the reason I'm leaving RCR because you've got those punk-ass kids coming up. They've got no respect for what they do in this sport and they've had everything fed to them with a spoon.

  Kevin Harvick

  Sports, Kids, Leaving

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• I'll miss all my teammates.  I'll miss Elvis (Andrus) and (Adrian) Beltre, Mitch (Moreland), Matt Harrison and [manager Ron] Washington.  To be honest with you, I hope they go 0-162.  I got friends, and I love my friends, but I hope they lose their ass.

  Ian Kinsler

  Missing, Teammate, Honest

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• My ass is definitely higher than it was when I was 20. This is the thing that people don't understand - take care of your body [and it will] get better! It gets better as I get older.

  Cameron Diaz

  People, Get Better, Body

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• Beware the lessons of a fighter pilot who would rather fly a slide rule than kick your ass!

  Ron McKeown

  Lessons, Pilots, Slides

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• Sell. Don't apologize for it and don't be afraid to beg with a positive, up-beat attitude. Tell prospects you want their business and you will kick ass once you've earned it. Have no shame, pride doesn't pay the rent.

  Thom Gimbel

  Attitude, Pride, Want

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• The music I like to play is Rock 'N Roll. I like to rock like a wild animal. I like to rock it well enough to whip a yak's ass. I love to rock it good on a horse's ass. I like to rock it real hard. I love to rock it all the way to Russia. I like to kick out the Jazz and kick it out all the way.

  Wesley Willis

  Music, Horse, Real

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• Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.

  Wesley Willis

  Sick, Barbers, Barber Shop

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