Barbers Quotes

• Being a barber is about taking care of the people.

  Anthony Hamilton

  People, Care

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• To make a fine gentleman, several trades are required, but chiefly a barber.

  Oliver Goldsmith

  Gentleman, Fine, Trade

  Oliver Goldsmith (1854). “The miscellaneous works of Oliver Goldsmith: including a variety of pieces now first collected”, p.23

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• Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.

  Bernie Mac

  Barber Shop, Shops

  "Fictional character: Bernie 'Mac' McCullough". TV Series "The Bernie Mac Show", www.imdb.com. 2001-2006.

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• Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Funny, Life, Crazy

  Benjamin Franklin (2012). “Wit and Wisdom from Poor Richard's Almanack”, p.27, Courier Corporation

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• I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut!

  Sean Patrick Thomas

  Art, Perfect, Would Be

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

  Warren Buffett

  Cowboy, Needs, Rodeo

  "Retirement a la Warren Buffett" by Paul A. Merriman, www.marketwatch.com. April 17, 2013.

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• If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut.

  Paul Merson

  Past, Walking, Haircuts

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• When you go into your customary barber shop, you will wait for the man who gives you a little better shave, a little trimmer hair-cut. Business leaders are looking for the same things in their offices that you look for in the barber shop.

  Charles M. Schwab

  Cutting, Men, Hair

  Charles M. Schwab (2005). “Succeeding With What You Have”, p.15, Cosimo, Inc.

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• You can find out a lot sitting in the barber's.

  Dizzee Rascal

  Sitting

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• I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop.

  Jenifer Lewis

  Memories, Remember, Beauty Shop

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I must to the barber's, monsieur, for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face.

  William Shakespeare

  Fashion, Faces, Marvellous

  1595 Bottom. A Midsummer Night's Dream, act 4, sc.1, l.23-6.

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• Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.

  William Shakespeare

  Shaving, Fit, Chairs

  'All's Well that Ends Well' (1603-4) act 2, sc. 2, l. [18]

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• A barber is by nature and inclination a sport. He can tell you at what exact hour the ball game is to begin, can foretell its issue without losing a stroke of the razor, and can explain the points of inferiority of all the players, as compared with the better men that he has personally seen elsewhere, with the nicety of a professional.

  Stephen Leacock

  Sports, Player, Men

  Stephen Leacock (2014). “Literary Lapses”, p.55, The Floating Press

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• When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

  Bobby Heenan

  Wrestling, Lasts, Saws

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• I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it.

  Tim Conway

  Cutting, Hair, Looks

  FaceBook post by Tim Conway from Mar 11, 2016

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• A barber lathers a man before he shaves him.

  Dale Carnegie

  Men

  Dale Carnegie (2016). “How to win friends & influence people”, p.166, Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd

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• Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.

  Wesley Willis

  Sick, Ass, Barber Shop

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• Asking for financial advice from a financial planner is like asking a barber if you need a hair cut.

  Warren Buffett

  Cutting, Hair, Advice

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• No barber shaves so close but another finds worke.

  George Herbert

  Perfection

  George Herbert (1874). “The Complete Works of George Herbert: Prose”, p.348

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• I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old.

  Victor Cruz

  Years

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• A man goes to a barbershop and asks, How many ahead of me? Five. The man leaves. He comes back the next day and asks, How many ahead of me? Four. The man leaves. He comes back the next day and asks, How many ahead of me? Six. The man leaves, and the barber says to another, Follow that man! The man comes back and says, He goes to your house!

  Henny Youngman

  Men, Next Day, House

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• You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

  Warren Buffett

  Funny, Humor, Needs

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• You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Needs, Might

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• Nurses nurse
  and teachers teach
  and tailors mend
  and preachers preach
  and barbers trim
  and chauffeurs haul
  and parents get to do it all.

  Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz

  Teacher, Nurse, Parent

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• I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.

  Robert Frost

  Funny, Humor, Cutting

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