Shaving Quotes

• Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving?

  Albert Einstein

  Ideas, Power Of Ideas

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• Winning is like shaving - you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum.

  Jack Kemp

  Winning, Wind

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• Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.

  Paul McCartney

  Thinking, Beard, Natural

  Interview with Ryan Dombal, pitchfork.com. June 7, 2012.

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• Once you start shaving you're done at Disney.

  Garrett Clayton

  Done

  Source: www.hollywoodchicago.com

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• A good lather is half the shave.

  William Hone

  Half

  William Hone (1825). “The every-day book, or, The guide to the year”, p.251

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• Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

  Simon Cowell

  Dresses, Female, Would Be

  "Simon's kind of town" by Craig Berman, www.today.com. January 18, 2006.

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• Shaving is a way to start the workday by ritually not cutting your throat when you've the chance.

  Ben Lerner

  Cutting, Way, Chance

  Ben Lerner (2014). “10:04”, p.127, Granta Books

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• I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped!

  Justin Bieber

  Mustache, Months

  "Justin Bieber, 17, to grow a mustache?". www.today.com. March 6, 2011.

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• Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Comedy

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• As Einstein queried, 'Why is it that I get my best ideas in the morning while I'm shaving?' Shaving is like meditation with a sharp object. When the mind is empty and receptive, big ideas flow through every cell of our body. When we're thinking too hard, we tense up and nothing can flow through us; our energy gets stuck in our heads. Sometimes you have to take a leap of faith and trust that if you turn off your head, your feet will take you where you need to go.

  Gabrielle Roth

  Morning, Thinking, Cells

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• Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.

  William Shakespeare

  Fit, Chairs, Barbers

  'All's Well that Ends Well' (1603-4) act 2, sc. 2, l. [18]

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• Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.

  Tom Robbins

  Seven, Should, Dwarfs

  Tom Robbins (2003). “Skinny Legs and All”, p.239, Bantam

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• If Rilke cut himself shaving, he would bleed poetry.

  Stephen Spender

  Cutting, Poetry, Ifs

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• I shave without using shaving cream.

  Jerry Stiller

  Shaving Cream, Cream

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly.

  Joe Dempsie

  Definitions, Muscles, Honestly

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used.

  Haruki Murakami

  Shaving Cream, Half, Used

  Haruki Murakami (1993). “Hard-boiled Wonderland and the End of the World: A Novel”, Vintage

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• I hate shaving. It's much easier to just do a little stubble, but my wife and daughter like it when I'm clean-shaven. If you see me with a clean face, then you know I'm in the kissing mode!

  Patrick Dempsey

  Daughter, Mother, Hate

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• Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs.

  Henry Ford

  Business, Cutting, Competition

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• I couldn't wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school.

  John Oates

  School, Waiting, Mustache

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• If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

  Barry Goldwater

  Two, Shaving Cream, Mind

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• The killing of everyone was the easy part, the most difficult part was lathering them up and shaving them, that's the part that freaked me out the most.

  Johnny Depp

  Demon, Sweeney Todd, Killing

  "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street - Johnny Depp interview". www.indielondon.co.uk.

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• Not to get too deep on shaving my mustache, but it was kind of symbolic of, 'This is a moment of liberation, a chance to reinvent yourself.' That's kind of what I did.

  Lester Holt

  Mustache, Chance, Kind

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• I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.

  Chaz Bono

  Birthday, Stuff, Natural

  "Chaz Bono: 'I Always Wanted to Shave'". www.digitalspy.com. November 01, 2009.

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• I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences only in perception, but religious wars have been fought over such.

  Robert Breault

  Religious, War, Mirrors

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• In a network situation, a vice president, while he's shaving, can decide your history.

  Phil Donahue

  President, Vices, Situation

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