Ass Quotes - Page 28

• My father lead by fear.  I did what my father said ‘cause I was scared of getting my ass beat.  His voice rang so vividly in my head.  That it was just…a fear.

  Nelly

  Father, Voice, Causes

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• I thought I had the world by the tail. It took me a few years to realize the closest I was to having the world by the tail was being a dingle berry on one of its ass hairs.

  Joe R. Lansdale

  Hair, Years, Berries

  Joe R. Lansdale “Deranged by Choice”, KHP Publishers

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• I got me a car and I got me some gas,Told everybody they could kiss my ass.

  Glenn Frey

  Kissing, Car, Kiss My Ass

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• Coach Bryant, before you start hugging me, you ought to know that my boys are fixing to get after y'all's ass.

  Pat Dye

  Boys, Hug, Fixing

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• The Grammys make me hate music, and certainly everyone in the ass-licking music industry.

  Trent Reznor

  Hate, Licking, Music Industry

  "Trent Reznor Slams Grammys With A 'Heartfelt F**k You' After Performance Cut-Off". www.contactmusic.com. January 27, 2014.

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• I have read more about Oprah Winfrey’s ass than I have about the rise of China as an economic superpower. I fear this is no exaggeration. Perhaps China is rising as an economic superpower because its women aren’t spending all their time reading about Oprah Winfrey’s ass.

  Caitlin Moran

  Reading, Feminist, Rising

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• Some in management positions operate as if they are in a tree of monkeys. They make sure that everyone at the top of the tree looking down sees only smiles. But all too often, those at the bottom looking up see only asses.

  Simon Sinek

  Tree, Monkeys, Management

  Simon Sinek (2009). “Start with Why: How Great Leaders Inspire Everyone to Take Action”, p.82, Penguin

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• I'll probably never produce a masterpiece, but so what? I feel I have a Sound aborning, which is my own, and that Sound if erratic is still my greatest pride, because I would rather write like a dancer shaking my ass to boogaloo inside my head, and perhaps reach only readers who like to use books to shake their asses, than to be or write for the man cloistered in a closet somewhere reading Aeschylus while this stupefying world careens crazily past his waxy windows toward its last raving sooty feedback pirouette.

  Lester Bangs

  Reading, Book, Writing

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• One day I was watching these construction workers go back to work. I was watching them kind of trudging down the street. It was like a revelation to me. I realized these guys don’t want to go back to work after lunch. But they’re going. That’s their job. If they can exhibit that level of dedication for that job I should be able to do the same. Trudge your ass in.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Jobs, Dedication, Construction Workers

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• How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists? It's not funny, really. But it's the result of a simple equation: One is cool, and the other isn't. Own a gun and keep it by your bed in your remote farmhouse? You're a redneck. Purchase guns that end up killing a judge? Priceless. As long as you cling to cool, progressive beliefs that deem America evil, whatever you do is cool. And if you do it under a big fuzzy 'fro? Even cooler. Hell, if you 'fro is big enough, you could nuke an orphanage and still get tenure.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Real, Kissing, Redneck

  Greg Gutfeld (2014). “Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You”, p.72, Crown Forum

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• The furrier
  gets the skins of more foxes than asses.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Skins, Foxes

  Ambrose Bierce (2013). “The Devil's Dictionary: Complete & Unabridged”, p.49, Courier Corporation

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• The Carpetbaggers was the first big money I made. Money gave me a lot of freedom, but no matter how much you make there's always somebody chasing your ass for more.

  Harold Robbins

  Matter, Firsts, Made

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• What's so wonderful about business is that every time I start thinking I'm special, I get knocked on my ass.

  Fran Tarkenton

  Thinking, Special, Wonderful

  FaceBook post by Fran Tarkenton from May 28, 2013

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• Where you want to be is always in control, never wishing, always trading, and always first and foremost protecting your ass. That's why most people lose money as individual investors or traders because they're not focusing on losing money. They need to focus on the money that they have at risk and how much capital is at risk in any single investment they have. If everyone spent 90 percent of their time on that, not 90 percent of the time on pie-in-the-sky ideas on how much money they're going to make, then they will be incredibly successful investors.

  Paul Tudor Jones

  Successful, Sky, Ideas

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• You're a superhero. Shut up and enjoy having superpowers. This makes me crazy. This is why the Marvel movies kick DC movies' asses right and left. Because, I'm not paying $15 for a movie to go watch people being morose about lives that are much more interesting and exciting than mine and they hate them. I'm paying my money to see people sort of revel in doing things that I can't do.

  Mark Waid

  Hate, Crazy, People

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• Daniel Nahmod's music is addictive and contagious... and is equally comfortable addressing your spirituality, your co-dependence and anger, your hungry stomach or your loving heart. His songs run the gamut from meditative to wise-ass to joyful to everything in between, and he is particularly wonderful working with children (and the young-at-heart). When CDs 4 and 5 come out, you can feel totally comfortable buying them unheard and unseen -- all of Daniel's music is amazing.

  Mel White

  Wise, Running, Song

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• Women really do pay attention to a man's glutes. A tight, compact ass is often voted even more desirable than muscular arms and chest. So, if you're lacking, start squatting!

  Ronnie Coleman

  Bodybuilding, Men, Attention

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• The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass.

  Joe Biden

  Religious, Rosary, Next

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• Investing is where you find a few great companies and then sit on your ass.

  Charlie Munger

  Investing, Great Company, Company

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• I like people admitting they were complete stupid horses' asses. I know I'll perform better if I rub my nose in my mistakes. This is a wonderful trick to learn.

  Charlie Munger

  Horse, Mistake, Stupid

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• Without numerical fluency, in the part of life most of us inhibit, you are like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

  Charlie Munger

  Men, Kicking, Fluency

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• I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people in Bible.

  Eddie Izzard

  People, Giving, Kick Ass

  "Eddie Izzard: Glorious". Documentary, Comedy, 1997.

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• Excitable, easily distracted, sometimes vacant, prone to gloominess and also extreme euphoria; I can’t be generous with time, but I try to be generous with affection. I’m really lucky to be able to be in some of these situations and it feels really nice to be able to take people along with me for the ride. Oh, and I’m a pain in the ass as well.

  Florence Welch

  Pain, Nice, People

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• I don't want a team that escapes from reality and escapes from the truth. I don't want people who are always escaping, who always have a story and are always conniving. An ostrich tries to escape from the truth. Isn't an ostrich the thing that puts its head in the sand? But guess what's sticking out when he does it? It's ass, that's what. I don't want a team like that......Because when you have a team like that and trouble comes, that team will not face the trouble.

  John Chaney

  Team, Reality, Ostriches

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• You're better off with a kick-ass half than a half-assed whole.

  David Heinemeier Hansson

  Half, Kick Ass, Kicks

  David Heinemeier Hansson, Jason Fried (2010). “ReWork: Change the Way You Work Forever”, p.70, Random House

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