Licking Quotes

• My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.

  Louis Adamic

  Life, Fathers Day, Grandpa

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• There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

  Bernard Williams

  Happiness, Dog, Nature

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• I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone.

  Alice Cooper

  Sex, Ice Cream, Alive

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• I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.

  Dick Gregory

  Kings, Men, Thinking

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• No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

  Louis Sabin

  Dog, Silly, Owning A Pet

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• Penetrating so many secrets, we cease to believe in the unknowable. But there it sits nevertheless, calmly licking its chops

  H. L. Mencken

  Art, Believe, Knowledge

  H.L. Mencken (2013). “Minority Report”, p.363, Knopf

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• The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.

  Moon Unit Zappa

  Fun, Ideas, Stamps

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• It's fine to be sexy, but you can be sexy without licking a hammer!

  Katie Uhlaender

  Sexy, Hammers, Fine

  Source: www.motherjones.com

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• Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

  Phyllis Diller

  Funny, Wedding, Dog

  "Phyllis Diller Started in San Francisco" by Corey Andrew, www.nbcbayarea.com. August 22, 2012.

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• In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.

  Edward Hoagland

  Dog, Nature, Silly

  Edward Hoagland (1976). “Red Wolves and Black Bears”, Random House Incorporated

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• I imagine the whole universe moving into hell because of licking God's candy.

  Michael Bassey

  Moving, Hell, Imagine

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• Licking your wounds will not stop the bleeding, but applying pressure will.

  Orrin Woodward

  Pressure, Bleeding, Wounds

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• In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking my ass.

  Charles Bukowski

  Sleep, Cat, Waiting

  Charles Bukowski (2015). “On Cats”, p.98, Canongate Books

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• The cops picked me up for attempted murder. I can still see the detectives, licking their chops. Thought they had me. Two weeks later, the cat came out of a coma and told the truth. I was innocent.

  Barry White

  Truth, Cat, Two

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• Flame is bad. Flame does nasty things to food. It makes soot and it makes deposits of various chemicals that are not too good for us. The last thing you really want to see licking at your food while it's on a grill is an actual flame.

  Alton Brown

  Flames, Doe, Want

  "Clean Your Grill, And Other Hot Holiday Tips From Food Network's Alton Brown". "Weekend Edition Saturday" with Scott Simon, www.npr.org. May 26, 2012.

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• Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!!

  Billy Connolly

  Funny, Sex, Humor

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• Your bullshit culture licking can't stop the death watch ticking.

  Ozzy Osbourne

  Art, Media, Bullshit

  Song: Thunder Underground, Album: Ozzmosis

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• He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
  
  
  
  Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.

  Agnes Repplier

  Dog, Heart, Animal

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• There's nothing, repeat, nothing to be ashamed of when you're going through a depression. If you get help, the chances of your licking it are really good. But, you have to get yourself onto a safe path.

  Mike Wallace

  Path, Safe, Helping

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• Kissing Sinclair was like making out with a sexy timber wolf— he was licking my fangs and nipping me lightly and growling under his breath and it was...oh, it was really something.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Sexy, Kissing, Timber

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.199, Penguin

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• I stood looking down out of the window. The street seemed miles down. Suddenly I felt as if I'd flung myself out of the window. I could see myself lying on the pavement. Then I seemed to be standing by the body on the pavement. I was two people. Blood and brains were scattered everywhere. I knelt down and began licking up the blood and brains

  Doris Lessing

  Lying, Blood, Two

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• You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago, you cannot achieve success, if you fear failure. If you're not afraid to fail, man, you have a chance to succeed. But you're never gonna get there unless you risk it, all the way. I'll risk failure. Sometimes, half the fun is failing. Learning from your mistakes, waking up the next morning, and saying 'Okay. Watch out. Here I come again. A little bit smarter, licking my wounds, and really not looking forward to getting my ass kicked the way I just did yesterday.' So now, I'm just a little more dangerous.

  Paul Heyman

  Morning, Fun, Mistake

  "The Rise & Fall of ECW". Documentary, Sport, www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called, licking the earth.

  Malcolm Muggeridge

  Selfish, Exercise, Earth

  Malcolm Muggeridge (1978). “A twentieth century testimony”, Thomas Nelson Publishers

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• I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.

  Kevin James

  Shoes, Two, Peanut Butter

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

  Samuel Butler

  Dog, Humorous, Animal

  Notebooks (1912) ch. 14

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