Carrots Quotes

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  Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

  Jim Davis

  Thanksgiving, Food, Zucchini

  Jim Davis (2012). “Garfield Eats His Heart Out: His 6th Book”, p.4, Ballantine Group

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• The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution.

  Paul Cezanne

  Life, Beauty, Beautiful

  "The Gramercy Tavern Cookbook". Book by Dorothy Kalins and Michael Anthony (p.221), www.esquire.com. 2013.

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• You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's nothing more to know.

  Anton Chekhov

  Life, Asking, Ask Me

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• What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

  Shel Silverstein

  Funny, Feelings, Gardening

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• Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Orange

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• I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

  Mae West

  Food, Humor, Sassy

  "The wit and wisdom of Mae West".

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• If you truly get in touch with a piece of carrot, you get in touch with the soil, the rain, the sunshine. You get in touch with Mother Earth and eating in such a way, you feel in touch with true life, your roots, and that is meditation. If we chew every morsel of our food in that way we become grateful and when you are grateful, you are happy.

  Nhat Hanh

  Inspirational, Life, Change

  "Zen master Thich Nhat Hanh: only love can save us from climate change" by Jo Confino, www.theguardian.com. January 21, 2013.

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• If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Drunk

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• The carrot and the stick are prevasive and persuasive motivators. But if you treat people like donkeys, they will perform like donkeys.

  John Whitmore

  People, Sticks, Donkey

  John Whitmore (2010). “Coaching for Performance: GROWing Human Potential and Purpose: The Principles and Practice of Coaching and Leadership”, p.106, Nicholas Brealey Publishing

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• I think they named the orange before the carrot.

  Demetri Martin

  Thinking, Orange

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• Creative freedom is a huge carrot.

  Adam McKay

  Creative, Creative Freedom, Huge

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• Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

  Will Rogers

  Food, Guy, Cooking

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• If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

  Richard Jeni

  Eye, Rabbits, Highways

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• A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.

  Don Van Vliet

  Rabbits, Diamond

  "A Carrot Is As Close As a Rabbit Gets To a Diamond" Album by Captain Beefheart, 1993.

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• That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, It's cool, he's with me.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Would Be

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• I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.

  Stuart Pearce

  Soccer, Football, Tunnels

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• That could be the carrot on the top of the cake

  Stan Collymore

  Cake

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• I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored with raw carrots

  Marilyn Monroe

  Real, Bored, Rabbits

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• Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same vine.

  Peg Bracken

  Years, Eggs, Vines

  Peg Bracken (1982). “A Window Over the Sink”, Avon Books

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• An intellectual carrot - the mind boggles.

  James Arness

  Intellectual, Mind, Another World

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• There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working.

  John F. Kennedy

  Diplomacy, Evidence

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• I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

  Ron White

  Bumper Sticker, Chains, Funny One Liner

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• You take souls for vegetables.... The gardener can decide what will become of his carrots but no one can choose the good of others for them.

  Jean-Paul Sartre

  Vegetables, Soul, Gardener

  "Dirty Hands". Book by Jean-Paul Sartre, Act 5, sc. 3, 1948.

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• Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey—or anyone else for that matter—is not nice, and not fair, unless you eventually plan to give it up to them.

  Vera Nazarian

  Nice, Giving, Matter

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• Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.

  Robinson Jeffers

  Ass, Pleasure, Precipice

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