Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution.
You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's nothing more to know.
What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
If you truly get in touch with a piece of carrot, you get in touch with the soil, the rain, the sunshine. You get in touch with Mother Earth and eating in such a way, you feel in touch with true life, your roots, and that is meditation. If we chew every morsel of our food in that way we become grateful and when you are grateful, you are happy.
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
The carrot and the stick are prevasive and persuasive motivators. But if you treat people like donkeys, they will perform like donkeys.
I think they named the orange before the carrot.
Creative freedom is a huge carrot.
Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.
If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.
That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, It's cool, he's with me.
I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.
That could be the carrot on the top of the cake
I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored with raw carrots
Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same vine.
An intellectual carrot - the mind boggles.
There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working.
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
You take souls for vegetables.... The gardener can decide what will become of his carrots but no one can choose the good of others for them.
Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey—or anyone else for that matter—is not nice, and not fair, unless you eventually plan to give it up to them.
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.
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