Demetri Martin Quotes About Babies

Quotes about: Babies

• I like birthdays because we celebrate life with cakes. It's so cool. Sometimes when I see a baby, I'm like that much more cake in the world. But then when someone dies, I'm like the cake streak is over.

  Demetri Martin

  Funny, Baby, Humor

• Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle.

  Demetri Martin

  Baby, Turtles, Nephew

• It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.

  Demetri Martin

  Baby, Ironic, Littles

  Twitter post from Dec 08, 2011

• I am a man. And I am former baby and a future skeleton, and I am a distant future pile of dust.

  Demetri Martin

  Baby, Men, Skeletons

  "Who Am I?" by Demetri Martin, www.newyorker.com. February 28, 2011.

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