Demetri Martin Quotes About Water

Quotes about: Water

• When watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with water gun.

  Demetri Martin

  Gun, Water, Trying

  Twitter post from Sep 04, 2012

• When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.

  Demetri Martin

  Water, Looks, Dry

  Twitter post from Mar 29, 2012

• I was thinking how strange it is that water is one of the best, simplest things on this planet, and still with a simple glass of water you can neutralize so many of the greatest technological advances that we provide. Like with my blackberry, I can get in touch with so many people, but if I dip it in a small glass of water I'm completely disconnected.

  Demetri Martin

  Thinking, Simple, Glasses

• I'm afraid of sharks - but only in a water situation.

  Demetri Martin

  Sharks, Water, Situation

  "All quirk and no pay" by Stephanie Merritt, www.theguardian.com. October 12, 2003.

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