Demetri Martin Quotes About Parties

Quotes about: Parties

• The problem with my balloon collection is that people always think there's a party. Settle down. It's not a party. It's just balloons.

  Demetri Martin

  Party, Thinking, People

  Twitter post from Oct 13, 2011

• One thing I learned is that it's never OK to walk through a cemetery dressed as a mummy - even if that was a shortcut on the way to the costume party.

  Demetri Martin

  Party, Way, Shortcuts

• Surprise parties are strange 'cause people jump up and they yell the word, 'surprise' at the party. I came home and you emerged from my furniture. You don't have to tell me how to feel. I don't need a hint.

  Demetri Martin

  Party, Home, People

• Palindromes are the number one conversation stopper, like party killer, I think I've ever seen.

  Demetri Martin

  Party, Thinking, Numbers

  Source: www.npr.org

• I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass.

  Demetri Martin

  Party, Animal, Hey

  TV Series "Comedy Central Presents" ("Demetri Martin", 2004), www.imdb.com. (1998–).

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