Demetri Martin Quotes About Fighting

Quotes about: Fighting

• Man versus woman equals fun. Man versus man equals gay. Woman versus woman equals awesome. Man versus pillow equals crazy. Pillow versus pillow equals crazy awesome - that's a real pillow fight right there. You see two pillows fighting, you know something's going down. They're designed for relaxation. If they're fighting, what hope do we have? One time I saw two geese fighting, and I was like, 'This is a pillow fight ahead of time.

  Demetri Martin

  Fun, Crazy, Real

• Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.

  Demetri Martin

  Funny, Humor, Fighting

• It's hard to know what's gay in life. Boxing. That's two men fighting over a belt.

  Demetri Martin

  Gay, Fighting, Men

• It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car.

  Demetri Martin

  Dog, Distance, Fighting

  Twitter post from Jun 07, 2012

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