Demetri Martin Quotes About Cars

Quotes about: Cars

• I was stuck in traffic and I looked in the mirror and in the car behind me there was a couple having a horrible argument and right below their image it said "Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I just thought, man I hope so because she was pretty mad.

  Demetri Martin

  Funny, Couple, Humor

• My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork.

  Demetri Martin

  Funny, Humor, Car

• People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.

  Demetri Martin

  Im Sorry, Squirrels, People

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.

  Demetri Martin

  Bmw, Interesting, Car

  Twitter post from Nov 04, 2013

• When I'm buying car insurance I ask myself, 'Which company has the most annoying and relentless commercials?'

  Demetri Martin

  Car, Buying, Advertising

  Twitter post from Nov 07, 2013

• You are ten times more likely to get hit by a car when the driver is aiming for you.

  Demetri Martin

  Car, Drivers, Ten

  Demetri Martin (2011). “This Is A Book”, p.55, Penguin UK

• A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.

  Demetri Martin

  Car, Alarms, Way

  Twitter post from Oct 03, 2011

• It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car.

  Demetri Martin

  Dog, Distance, Fighting

  Twitter post from Jun 07, 2012

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