Bmw Quotes

• You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it.

  Richard Hammond

  Cat, People, Sticks

  "Top Gear" with Richard Hammond, November 24, 2002.

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• I'm not a big splurger of money, but my guilty pleasures do lie within BMWs. I get roped in.

  Tom Felton

  Lying, Guilty, Pleasure

  www.seventeen.com. July 27, 2009.

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• A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma.

  Joyce Meyer

  Teacher, Diploma, High School Diploma

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• I don't have anything against commercials, and I really like BMWs.

  Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• BMW models are more powerful on average than competitors. This is precisely what we are aiming for: less fuel consumption and more driving pleasure.

  Norbert Reithofer

  Powerful, Average, Fuel

  Source: www.spiegel.de

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• It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.

  Demetri Martin

  Interesting, Car, Black

  Twitter post from Nov 04, 2013

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• Porsche and BMW drivers are arrogant.

  Carroll Shelby

  Arrogant, Porsche, Drivers

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• Now, if someone wants to spit on me, I just roll up the window of my BMW 540i.

  Henry Rollins

  Spit Up, Want, Window

  Interview with Stephen Thompson, www.avclub.com. August 26, 1998.

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• I didn't get my first car until I was 22. It was a BMW 1602 and now I've got it back I'm waiting to restore it.

  Jay Kay

  Car, Waiting, Firsts

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• Hard work will get you a professorship or a BMW. You need both work and luck for a Booker, a Nobel or a private jet.

  Nassim Nicholas Taleb

  Work, Serendipity, Luck

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• I don't understand people whose gratification is a BMW. You don't know what joy is until you see a kid who was tortured get adopted by a family.

  Andrew Vachss

  Kids, People, Joy

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• I'm glad to see that BMW is bringing an electric car to market. That's cool.

  Elon Musk

  Car, Electric, Glad

  "Elon Musk's Answer To A Question About Tesla's Competition: 'HAHAHAHAHAHA'" by Mamta Badkar, www.businessinsider.com. August 7, 2013.

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• Apple's market share is bigger than BMW's or Mercedes's or Porsche's in the automotive market. What's wrong with being BMW or Mercedes?

  Steve Jobs

  Success, Business, Apples

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• You can't run the economy on BMWs alone. If the average person is in a pickle, how do you have a healthy economy?

  Jeremy Grantham

  Running, Average, Healthy

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• My first job was in sixth grade, sweeping the clay tennis courts at the yacht club near my house, which I was not a member of. Always had to pay my own rent. But I don't really have any concept of how money works. I don't know how much things cost. Like a BMW. Or a quart of milk. It's embarrassing.

  Chloe Sevigny

  Jobs, Tennis, House

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

  Boris Johnson

  Wife, Voting, Causes

  "Boris casts his vote: 'Spectator' editor tells 'Desert Island Discs' he'll quit to spend more time with David Cameron". Francis Elliott, Independent on Sunday, October 30, 2005.

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• Maybe it's your obligation to use your celebrity for more than just your new BMW. I use mine to make people smile.

  Wendy Williams

  People, Use, Obligation

  Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com

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• I don't think you could have a 7 with a manual. But I can't see having a BMW sports sedan without a manual.

  Thomas Keller

  Sports, Thinking, Manuals

  "Exclusive BMWBLOG Interview: Chef Thomas Keller". BMWBLOG Interview, www.bmwblog.com. October 5, 2010.

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• Only in the last week, South Carolina announced that it is seeking to become the U. S. center for hydrogen fuel cells, and BMW revealed that it will power some of its high-end model cars with hydrogen.

  Virgil Goode

  Hydrogen Fuel, Cells, Car

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• Does it really matter if I choose the bus over a BMW, and generic over Gucci? Because the car, the wardrobe, the zip code-those are just nouns, things that are fun to have around, sure, but in the end, they have nothing to do with the real me. Nothing to do with who I really am.

  Alyson Noel

  Fun, Real, Car

  Alyson Noel (2013). “The Immortals Bundle 1-3: The Immortals: Evermore, The Immortals: Blue Moon and The Immortals: Shadowland”, p.447, Pan Macmillan

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• [on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion, here's your car.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Morning, Mean, Thinking

  "Top Gear (Episode #4.10)". TV Series, August 1, 2004.

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• In fact, I'd just like to own something. Everyone thinks I'm glamorous, rich and famous but all I've got is some recording equipment and a battered old BMW.

  Dido Armstrong

  Thinking, Facts, Rich

  "What went right?". Interview with Dave Simpson, www.theguardian.com. January 28, 2001.

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• If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  House, Leaving, Top Gear

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• The car (FT86) is not only FUN to drive, but in terms of quality and precision of handling, the car has very much surpassed any expectations I had. More easily put, if you had blind folded me and told me this was a new creation by BMW's M department, I would not even hesitate to believe you. It's that good.

  Keiichi Tsuchiya

  Fun, Believe, Car

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• Look to the present. The great disease of 'I will be happy when ...' is sweeping the world. You know the symptoms. You start thinking: I'll be happy when I get that ... BMW ... promotion ... status ... money. The only way to cure the disease is to find happiness and meaning now.

  Marshall Goldsmith

  Thinking, Looks, Finding Happiness

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