Demetri Martin Quotes About Train

Quotes about: Train

• I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.

  Demetri Martin

  Thinking, Pie, Littles

• I love having an open seat next to me on the train. What's even better is when my seat is open too because I just stayed home.

  Demetri Martin

  Home, Next, Train

  FaceBook post by Demetri Martin from Mar 20, 2013

• I was on the train the other day, and I heard somebody say, I'm really good at checkers. That's the same thing as saying, I'm not good at very many things.

  Demetri Martin

  Checkers, Heard, Train

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