Demetri Martin Quotes About Choices

Quotes about: Choices

• Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.

  Demetri Martin

  Romantic, Fun, Choices

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Like a lot of people, I’ve always enjoyed commenting on strangers’ outfits. Unlike a lot of people, I now had a new megaphone to do it with. And, let me tell you, commenting on people’s hilarious clothing choices through a megaphone makes it so much better.

  Demetri Martin

  People, Choices, Stranger

  Demetri Martin (2011). “This Is A Book”, p.23, Penguin UK

• When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.

  Demetri Martin

  Multiple Choice, Choices, Tests

  Twitter post from Jun 22, 2012

• I equals all of the ifs added up over time. The ifs, those are the possibilities; that's infinite for all of us. Every day there are just millions of them. Time, that's finite for each of us; there is no question there. Maybe if you divide choices by the amount of time you have, the real I can emerge, depending upon those choices.

  Demetri Martin

  Real, Choices, Infinite

• Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious.

  Demetri Martin

  Choices, Dishwashers, Efficient

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