Demetri Martin Quotes About Animals

Quotes about: Animals

• If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk... becomes a double hawk.

  Demetri Martin

  Funny, Horse, Humor

  TV Series "Comedy Central Presents" ("Demetri Martin", 2004), www.imdb.com. (1998–).

• When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!

  Demetri Martin

  Funny, Humor, Animal

• I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass.

  Demetri Martin

  Party, Animal, Hey

  TV Series "Comedy Central Presents" ("Demetri Martin", 2004), www.imdb.com. (1998–).

• When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals.

  Demetri Martin

  Animal, Roots, Rodeo

  Twitter post from Feb 21, 2011

• When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.

  Demetri Martin

  Animal, Clouds, Sheep

  Twitter post from Jan 27, 2012

• When you're wearing an animal costume and something bad happens, your facial expression doesn't change. The animal is deadpan the whole time. If you're skiing in a gorilla suit and you fall, you just see a gorilla who has no emotion. It's just a stoic gorilla, wildly falling down a hill, out of control.

  Demetri Martin

  Fall, Animal, Expression

  Interview with Litsa Dremousis, www.believermag.com. February 2006.

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