That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
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