You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
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