A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
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